He's a Very Smart Boy
One way to describe Artemis Fowl the Second is by saying, well, that he's a smart boy. A very smart boy. He spoke his first word at the age of six months: photosynthesis. By the time he was four, he could read and write fluently in six different languages: English, Gaelic, Spanish, French, Italian, and German. Of course, he learned many more in his later years. Artemis had become a virtuoso at the piano, violin, viola, cello, flute, and harp by the age of five and a half. At the age of six, Artemis had painted a work of art and sold it to a museum as an authentic Monet. For the next four years, Artemis would keep on forging and selling Impressionist art, learning languages (including Portuguese, Vietnamese, Japanese, Swedish, and Dutch), and exploring psychology and science. But it wasn't 'til the age of ten that he became very interested in the Internet. More that that, he was interested in the information on the Internet. Especially when he found out about the People. When his father disappeared, well, that gave him even more cause to exploit the Fairies for their gold. It also led him to learn Russian, although that is completely beside the point.
Okay… I have no idea why I wrote this. Sorry if I bored you to death! Oh well, tell me what you think of it anyway… Review!