I Do Not own cowboy bebop or it's characters, I also do not own any songs in this fic ...I own my cat and hyperactive personality ... Now on with the story ...
Walking on a Dream
" Walking on a dream
How can I explain
Talking to myself
Will I see again"
"Jet!?" "...Jet ?"Jeettttttttt!"
"Mph where's that old man when you need him"
Faye fell straight in the yellow couch of Fake promises of Life and False dreams of eating a steak dinner with money flying out your ass .
"Well honey I'm home" Faye spewed
God when is my life gonna get easier this sucks it's 100 million degrees on Ganymede today and the bounty got away ...
"Serves Jet right for sending me after a small fry who steals panties at some gyms ughhhh I wanna throw up "
Faye slid more down the couch till she was on the floor
"Resting again huh faye? "
"No Jet I'm practicing yoga ... Where did you go did you finally find yourself a lover .."
"No I went grocery shopping cause you ate all the damn food ! How did the bounty go? "
Faye got up from the floor " He got away , what else is new and before you beat my ears off old man it's your fault you can't send an Asian beauty to catch a pervert I know it should be my fortay as you would say but he tried to sniff me somewhere not fun ! Do you know how degrading that is !? Having a lectures old man try to sniff your behind !? No cause you stay on the ship playing house with your trees all damn day and night and send me so don't go there and further more..."
"Can it Faye , shit happens don't worry about it, are you ok? "
Faye stood up and looked at Jet shocked . Since when did he take her messing up so lightly
" well yeah I'm glad you finally understand it's not easy Jet "
Jet was walking to the kitchen putting the groceries away, Faye followed him looking at him as if he was sick
"So are you feeling ok old man ? you know if your dying I'll have to make you a burial at sea cause we have no woolongs to bury your old ass "
Faye snickered
"well I'm not dying anytime soon ... I feel fine I just got some good news today ..well two good things I found out"
Faye started rummaging through the bags , she grabbed a slim Jim unwrapped it as if it was a prime rib shoving it in her mouth very unladylike
" whaff cub be grood rews "
Faye swallowed her slim Jim
"we hit the lottery and I found out my great auntie limbo left 600 million woos?"
Jet just looked at her and then smiled
"No actually Bob called me "
Faye started on a bag of chips now "What did that freak want "
Jet grabbed the chips out of her hands .
Faye just pouted
"Well my good friend Bob gave me a lead that's worth 5 million woolongs , that's 2.5 split between the two of us "
Faye grabbed a twinke out of the bag . She still couldn't believe that they still made these glorious fatty cake .
guess one thing made it of the gate explosion .
"Faye are you listening to me !? " Jet screamed taking her attention off the cake and her crappy life
"yeah I'm listening , so what's the deal with this bounty ? How come it wasn't on this weeks Bountys and home shopping?"
Jet walked in the rec room and sat . Faye followed suit Putting her feet on the table .
" that show went to shit , now it gives you a small fry and gives you a chance to buy a moo cow creamer that moos when your pour your cream in your coffee... Damn liars"
Faye lit up a ciggerate and laughed , poor Jet he really thought it would moo
"so like I was saying i before the public view recognize it issp wants this dude out "
Faye grabbed the ashtray and sat Indian style
"so what's the crime this guys doin?"
Jet light up his cigg and inhaled while typing
"this guys a drug dealer, new and up coming ,the teens and college kids are eating it up like candy , supposedly it's the best on the market no other like it "
Faye got up and slammed her ashtray
"no Jet I'm not dealing in syndicate crap not after all that shit hit the fan c'mon you really wanna stir up that trouble again .. I'm not in this "
Jet started laughing "it's not red eye or syndicate drugs not coke , crack or meth " Faye sat there puzzled
" then what kinda drugs is it jet ?
" Jet smiled " old fashioned weed
" Faye started laughing "c'mon Jet a 5 million woo reward for weed stop pulling my leg this sounds fake as shit I think Bob maybe should stop smoking the magic dragon himself "
" No Faye it's real as can be word on the street is retro is in , the teens love the grass , and the last of the syndicates are losing there minds cause they ain't selling the heavy stuff right now , my guess is they put this bounty in themselves , you know that issp has crooked cops working for the syndicates left and right they want this guy out "
Faye sat next to Jet by the vid screen
" so what else you got on this weed master , what's he go by ?"
Jet pulled up the file with no picture just a name "John Lennon he goes by ... They don't have a pic of him he's just a delivery guy he wears a mask and drives a retro aircraft "
Faye just started laughing "wow Jet really so we just now a name and a rusty old air craft , this is stupid I'm going to get some beauty rest wake me up when you get a real bounty " Faye got up to go to her room
" Faye there's more issp got a serial number on the aircraft I looked into it "
Faye walked back into the living room "ok, where's it from Sherlock?"
Jet gave her a genuine confused look. "whatever way before your time rugrat "
Jet rubbed his head " leads back to the same serial number on the swordfish ... Dohann " Faye looked at Jet with a somber look
"You know it's gonna be 2 years since that asshole left"
Jet put his head down " I know and I also know this is tough and we need the money, shit I don't even know if Dohann knows spikes dead , but Faye I know it's hard but we gotta do it "
Faye was angry at this point " Jet I don't give a rats ass anymore he did what he had to. whatever let's make some money I need a lil vacation after this craps over ... When do we start "
"Tommorow were gonna take a trip to Dohann himself plus we got pick up someone else" Jet said
" who the hell do we have to pick up !? " Faye screamed
Jet smiled
"Ed called she wants to come home"
Faye slammed her bedroom "she better come with some money cause ain't feeding her"
Jet stopped smiling
"hmm I hope your ok ed when I get there "
The message he got from wasn't from Ed. It was her father , he hasn't seen Ed since 5 months and she was missing . That was the reason he called Bob . He pulled some strings with his guys , found out that a Teenager with red hair named Jane was at a front foster home that sells teenagers for some dough most likely for crime syndicates brain wash em young ,
Jet thought that ain't Edward , well because Ed is..well Ed? Right. But from the info this girls gets pretty crazy if you touch her dog or computer , well that's all Jet needed to hear .
" But why would she call herself Jane ? Mmmmhhh"
Jet prayed to god that's she's ok he heard about these children retailers he couldn't wait to beat the pulp out of those freaks "dinnnggg"
Jet got up to check on his muffins my god he loved his cow baking equipment from bountys and home goods
"hmm almost done"
Faye closed her bedroom door and Locked it she went in her pillowcase and pulled out a box . She opened it and pulled out a picture . It was taken two years ago to be exact . It was the whole gang Her , Jet , Ed and ...
"Spike "
she barley hushed his name, she missed him a lot lately just when they became almost friends he had to go prove points and soul searching for the ice queen Julia ..ok she got killed and he loved her I'm not that heartless what was he supposed to do for a dead woman ? Be in hell together I don't get it . She looked at the picture again and thought about how diffrent everything was 2 years ago she used to wear that yellow outfit . She couldn't help but miss it Jet shrunk it by mistake
" what was I thinking ?"
She laughed , hell her ensemble didn't change much. She looked at herself thigh high black boots , denim shorts, a grey midriff top and a blue flannel shirt tied up ...yep if spiegel was around he would have a field day "once a slut always a slut " she laughed she wasn't a slut though more like a a kid trying to be a grown up . So what if I got memory's back and my past
"that's not me anymore ...I'm Faye Valentine..not ..Faye Akihito"
yeah she was a spoiled lil rich girl in her past life and now she eats like a bottom dweller in space with a ex cop who bakes muffins, yeah she has a gambling habit and uses sex for a weapon. but she lost a member of her second life family not only her first family but now this one. That's why she couldn't leave Jet . Oh hell When she left to find where she belonged oh dumb choice but that's me ..Faye always searching for her past life .Jet and Spike raked in some dough I could have swiped and left to be a wanderer. But I couldn't .
2 years ago
" leave Faye... Go I know you can't take it no more and I don't blame you live your life cause this life blows there's no life here , we just pass through a day"
Faye looked right at Jet "you want me help you with dinner ?"
Jet got up
"C'mon "
Faye was still staring at the picture. A whole bunch of freaks, the galaxy's hottest granny, a weird asexual teenage hacker, a ex cop who again bakes and takes in these freaks , and a ex syndicate member who dreams while living and lives while sleeping
"And you have a future"
Faye put the picture back and then layed down to sleep
"Goodnight Spiegel "
Jet: looks like the bounty hunters are back
Faye: I guess so giddy up partners
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