ThunderClan gone mad
Firestar and Sandstorm were eating a dragon in his den while watching The Price is right on there plasma TV, when Leafpool burst in to the den screaming "AHHHHHHHHHH STARCLAN HAS TOLD ME THAT A PICKLE WILL EAT THE...THE... CLAN!!!! WE ARE DOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!" Firestar just stared at his kit and asked "What is this 'pickle' you speak of?" then Sandstorm twitched and Ashfur popped out of grave and started singing In The End By Linkin Parks. After 1,538,726,354 encores he sashed off to see Squirrelflight. Leafpool ran out of the den and started screeching that a pickle will eat the clan. Then Sandstorm finished the dragon off in one huge bite and burbs all the names of the members of StarClan and Firestar listened to see if if Graystripe was there but he wasn't then when Sandstorm had finished she grew a fish tail and Firestar asked if she knew where Graystripe was and she just said "OF COURSE I KNOW!!!! WHAT DO YOU TAKE ME FOR A NORMAL CAT?????" "U...um... no?" "GOOD CAUSE I AM NOT! AND HE IS IN RUSSIA EATING THE BEST CHOCOLATE IN THE WORLD!!!" Firestar just stared at his mate and blinked. Then all of a sudden a pop tart popped out of no where and granted Firestar three wishes, but before he could wish for anything Brambleclaw jumped and started flying every where screaming "WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!"
To be continued...
What will Firestar wish for?
Will the pickle really eat ThunderClan?