Hi everyone! This is a parody of the Scary Movie 3 Michael Jackson scene , Naraku -Tom Kanna - Sue Jakotsu- Michael Jackson enjoy!
Naraku is sleeping soundly until he hears humming. "Lalalalalalalalalala", he hears humming. "WTF? What kind of fool is humming at this time of night?", said Naraku as got up
from his bed and put on his pink bathrobe with pink bunny slippers. And goes to Kanna's room. "What are you doing", demands Naraku as he puts his hands on his hips.
"I cannot….sleep", came the voice under the sheet. "Well its way past your bedtime and you have some major soul-stealing jobs tomorrow", said Naraku as he fixed one of his pink
curlers. "You want me to sleep in small feminine arms", said the voice under the sheet. "What? Are you high on souls again?", Naraku said. "No, but there's plenty of room…..
under the covers and……. It's a warm night you need not wear a bathrobe", said the voice under the sheet. "Where is my incarnation?", asked Naraku.
"Are you mad…. I am your incarnation", said the voice under the sheet.
"No you're not!", shouted Naraku as he ripped off the sheet.
"Ahhhhhhhhhhhh", screamed Jakotsu. "AHHHHHHOMGROFFLECAKES", screamed Naraku. "Come here you!", as Naraku grabbed Jakotsu by his kimono.
"Where's Kanna!", he demanded Naraku. "I didn't touch her I swear!", pleaded Jakotsu as he raised his hands in front of him. "You're lying sissy pants!", said Naraku
"Oh please for god's sake!, she's a girl!", said Jakotsu. "You bastard!", screeched Naraku as he tried to slap him. "Ah wuw!", screamed Jakotsu as he did a split as Naraku tried to
kick him peach style. "Come here and taste the wrath of my bunny slippers", shouted Naraku as he tried to kick him again. "Heeeheeeheee!", giggled Jakotsu as he moon walked out
of the way of Naraku's kicks. "Naraku……?", Kanna said as she opened the door to see them fighting. "Haachaa!", shouted Naraku as he bashed into Jakotsu with his tuchus so hard
that Jakotsu was sent spinning. "How do like that, that's my new perfume it's called odeu de la demon?", said Naraku as he put Jakotsu into a headlock. "Wow, not bad but I prefer
odeu de la Inuyasha.
"Huh now time to go", said Naraku as he pushed Jakotsu out the window and was holding him by the headlock. "How do like that?", asked Naraku. "Not particularly", said Jakotsu.
"Shut up!!", said Naraku. "What the hhhhhhhheeeeelllllllpppppppp!", screamed Jakotsu as Naraku dropped him. "Well that's the end of that", said Naraku as he went back to bed
"Lalalalalalalallalala", "OH HELL NO NOT AGAIN!", screamed Naraku so loudly that all of the paper doors ripped.
Peach style- In Super Smash Bros. Melee, Peach can do a high kick which can cause serious damage to opposing players in comes on contact.
Haachaa- What Peach yells before she uses the Peach Bomber, it's one of my favorite moves.
Tuchus- the yiddish word for butt.
Hi hope you enjoyed the story. I promise to update my other stories soon. I've just been really busy with school.