A/N: Sorry I haven't written anything for a long time. I've been busy. Yeah. I came up with a random thought. I felt like making a story. So, here it is. Yep…Enjoy!

Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto.

It was Saturday night, and the ninja were bored. (The peeps who were there are as following: Choji, Gaara, Gai, Hinata, Ino, Kabuto, Kakashi, Kiba, Kin, Kurenai, Lee, Naruto, Neji, Sakura, Shino, Sasuke, Temari, Tenten, and Tsundae.) They all were at Gaara, Kankuro, and Temari's house. (Don't ask why.) "I'm bored." Naruto said flatly. "When are we going to do something?" Lee giggled. "In bed," he added. Ever since Lee heard the phrase, 'in bed' he never stopped using it.

"Oh! I have an idea!" Sakura piped up. "We can have one of those weird things! What are they called? Um…American Idol! Yeah, but it would be Japanese Idol!"

There was silence. "Sure!" Hinata squealed. "It sounds like fun!"

"Yeah!"

"Ok!"

"Sounds like fun!"

And other crap came up after Hinata's statement. After a moment of agreeing, they settled down and became quiet. "Who's going first?" Kankuro asked.

"We can go in alphabetical order," Temari suggested. "That means…Choji goes first." Choji looked up from his chip bag. "What?" he said with a mouthful of barbeque flavored chips. "You get to sing first," Neji said. "Oh." Choji was not happy. I have to sing? "What am I supposed to sing?"

"Anything," Tenten said as she fixed her panda-styled hair. I get to sing anything…hm…Oh! I know what song! Choji stood up. "I'm going to sing Candy Shop by 50 Cent!" He took in a deep breath, "I'll take you to the candy shop, I'll let you-"

"Oh God, Choji! That is the sickest song ever!" Sakura screeched as she covered her ears. "Next, next, next!"

"Well," Choji sat down, offended. "Who's next?"

"Let's see," Naruto pondered his alphabet. "A, B, C, D, E, F, G… 'G' whose name begins with a 'G'? Oh, Gaara. It's your turn, Gaara. What are you singing?" Gaara folded his arms across his chest. "I don't know." He glared at Naruto. "Pick a song for me."

Naruto evilly smiled. "I have a song; it's called Bananza by Akon." Gaara knew what song Naruto was thinking of. He wished he hadn't though. "Ok," Gaara stood up, and started singing.

"Hey ladies drop it down

Just want to see you touch the ground

Don't be shy girl go bananza (hey girl)

Shake ya body like a belly dancer.

Yo, excuse me, beg your pardon girl

Do you have any idea what you startin' girl

You got me tingling, come to me mingling

Steppin' off lookin' bootylicious and jingiling

When you walk, I see you baby girl

When you talk I believe it baby girl

I like that thick-petite n' pretty

Little touch is a ditty

Love to work the kitty like purrrrrrrrr

She loves to stir it up purrrrrrrrr

I can hear her purrin' up

Cuz she's the type that'll get arousy of

Get you excited and call her boyfriend up (ohh)

What's the man without the plan B?

We can meet up at the hutter house for the tiki

So stand by like a butty pass

While I watch this beautiful thing shake that ass,"

Gaara sat down. "Well, how'd I do?"

"That was awesome!" Hinata giggled.

"Cool." Shino said.

"Sweet!"

"Nice!"

"Woot!"

"That rocked!"

"Pimped out."

"Yeah!"

-and other crap like that.

A/N: Yeah! That was so fun to type! The next person singing is Gai. Then it's Hinata. Yeah…If you have any suggestions, for what peeps would sing, tell me. Kay?