Ex-V; Drinking and writing...Crackfic. Everyone OOC.
She stormed in, kicked the door down; And immediately confronted his throne, his chess game. Cool, the hood. He's wearing a hood, that simplifies things considerably...
Jellal stood slowly, knocking over the white queen with a certain flair. "Roughly seven minutes, Erza..." He rolled the hood back dramatically.
Oh good, he's sexy as fuck. That's nice...How unexpected.
"Seven minutes of sexual endurance? I'd be impressed if it were true..."
"You couldn't handle me for seven minutes." He crowed, ignoring her strikes at his head and left chest.
"You really want some of this."
"Come the fuck at me baby"
"No but i forget did you really want some of this"
"Honey i said-" Jellal leaned towards her pressing his ear, catching a boot to the face.
"..."
"...No, your line was come the fuck at me, Baby." So he zipped past her in Meteor, locking her arms up behind her neck in a brutal strangling hold. "I could Suplex you right now, but Your tits weigh too much."
"No, That's your ego. Your ego, Remember?" She struggled briefly. "This whole tower is to contain it."
Jellal dropped her arms, kicking her knee out decisively. "I built this whole tower to contain those tits, yeah. Good thing, too; You ever look down?"
"Once or twice,"; She recovered fast enough to shrug in a timely manner. "How'd that decision to evict the girl who loved you from your all-male construction crew go?"
"..."
"Probably no sexual frustration, right?"
He dodged a well placed swing from her left hand, and the blade that followed. And the next one, and the next one. And the next one. "That ass makes up for it. You mind fighting the rest of these seven minutes backwards?"
"Don't need the advantage. You'll notice I'm wearing clothes..."
"..."
"..."
"This is a stupid amount of sexual tension." He dropped his guard and magic along with it.
"We're supposed to be fighting."
"The sexual tension tho..."
"No, I feel you. Wasn't really prepared for that." She sat down.
"How much time is left, you think?"
"Not enough to forgive you."
"You could hate fuck me. You hate me, right?"
"If you put that hood back on, yeah."
"..."
"..."
"So..."
"You really want some of this?"
"Come the fuck at me, baby."
Ex-V; Why do i bother.
Review to tell me Im ridiculous and should keep to some semblance of character legitimacy