"No Autographs, please!"
The Lord of the Dead winked at his reflection in the water. He slicked his blue fiery hair back and snapped his fingers to a fake gun point. A sharp toothy grin stretched from ear to ear. Hades felt exceptionally good-looking today.
A spirit moaned as it floated by, rippling his 'hot' reflection. Swirls of eerie green followed with it on the Styx, River of the Dead.
This caused Hades to frown deeply, "Another day in this hell hole." He groaned, slouching to his throne. Things just get so boring with no lives to ruin. "Peace and love!" he said mockingly in a high pitched tone, "Ptui! I HATE that fru fru Herc and that little punk Sarah!" flames roared all around the angry god.
Pain and Panic, his minions cowered in fear. Slowly, they approached him with utmost caution. "M-m-mi mi-" Pain stammered, his tongue tied.
"WHAT!" he growled, eyes blazing.
"Now Honey, you know what I think about you being a meanie!" his wife Persephone cooed as she waltzed to him from behind his throne.
His shoulders slumped, and a deep exhausted sigh escaped him. Hades rubbed his eyes and looked down, "What is it you two." This earned his a giggled of approval from Persephone.
"W-Well sir." Panic came out from behind Pain, where he had been hiding. "It seems the new guy.. is well…" the little devils voice rose higher and he scrambled behind his partner again.
Pain spat the next part out quickly, "He's trying to escape and is causing a big mess of everything!" he winced, knowing Hades would probably explode…
But not with his wife around…. "Oh really!" Hades's voice overflowed with fake excitement. He hated it when they tried to run.
"Yes yes!" they bought it, playing along with their master's thrill at the news.
"THEN SEND CERBEROUS AND DO YOUR JOB YOU LAZY, LOWLY WORMS!" The Lord of the Underworld was very thrilled indeed.
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"We're out."
"What do you mean?"
"They're gone."
"Whats gone!"
"Theres… no more."
"No more what!?"
"We're out of sea salt ice cream!"
Gasp! Olette couldn't believe her ears. No..more… ice cream!? "This is an emergency!" she cried, "We need to restock immediately!"
Pence shook his head, "But we have no more money. We spent it going to the beach remember?"
"Oh…" the recollection of that day hit her. "Then... what are we going to do?" she glanced around for inspiration.
Hayner, whose arms were crossed motioned them to lean in. He raised his finger and slashed it from his forehead, diagonally across his nose. He smirked at his friends, who nodded. The self proclaimed leader was thinking about raiding "The Twilight Town Disciplinary Committee" ringleader- Seifer Almasy.
Olette giggled, "We attack at dawn!"