A:N: I was bored last night, and suffering from writer's block, and then BAM! I had an idea. This takes place after the government meeting in TFW, after the flock storms out. Here goes:

Disclaimer: Don't own this, nor do I own irony. -sigh-

Fang POV:

It all started out very innocently. He had been browsing through his email, when a message caught his attention. Someone had sent him a link to a fan fiction story. He clicked it, bored out of his mind. It was some dumb story about Max getting pregnant. He snorted, as if that would ever happen. Not now, anyway.

Then something caught his eye. A disclaimer.

Disclaimer: I don't own Maximum Ride, James Patterson does.

Well, that was odd. Tons of people had claimed they own Max, lots of people want to own Max, but as far as he knew nobody actually owned Max. He figured he'd think about it and what it might mean, and tell Max in the morning.Iggy tapped his shoulder, signaling to him his watch was over. He closed his laptop, and the last thing he saw as he drifted off to sleep was Max's frowning, dirt-caked, beautiful face.

In the morning, Fang looked around him. The Flock was still asleep. He was awake first, as usual. Fang was an early riser. He opened up his laptop, and checked his email again. He looked at all of the emails, mostly things like, "fang! Ur the man!" Then he saw it again. That email. He clicked on it.

Disclaimer: I don't own Maximum Ride, James Patterson does.

James Patterson, eh? Who did this guy think he is? He sat there and contemplated that for a while. He might be linked to Itex, or just a wacko in general, Fang thought. That was about all there was to think about. Fang doubted there would be any information about this James Patterson online, it was probably just an alias.

"Morning Fang," he heard Max say. He turned around and there she was, looking disheveled after sleeping in a tree and going without a shower yet again. Max didn't have any particular plan, Fang knew that. Now they were just winging it. ( A.N: Haha, I'm punny.) "Hey Max," he greeted her, turning around to face her, "You should probably take a look at this," he said, gesturing to the screen of his laptop. She stood up and jumped from branch to branch silently over to him, as to not disturb the others. "Look," he said when she was behind him, gesturing to the disclaimer on the screen, "This guy thinks he owns you." Max looked at it for a moment, then said, "Now he does, eh? Well, that probably means that he's trying to buy us. But we're not gonna let that happen," she said, her face brightening, as though she's come to a conclusion as to what we should do, "We're gonna find him before he finds us." Fang didn't really have a problem with that, and so he nodded.

Well, this would be interesting.

A.N: Okay, I know that there was an error. When is says "... Max in the tapped his shoulder, signaling to him his watch was over, it's supposed to say "Max in the morning. Iggy tapped his shoulder, signaling to him his watch was over. I don't know why it didn't say that, fan fiction is being weird. R&R anyway?