Mid-Boss' pathetic day, a Disgaea fanfiction
Disclaimer: I do NOT own Disgaea or any of the characters other than those I create in-game. The rights to Disgaea and its characters belongs solely to Nippon Ichi Software.
"Haaahahaha!" This laugh was enough to make some people piss themselves while making others laugh uncontrollably. That's right---The laugh belongs to none other than our very own Mid-Boss; emperor of failure. However, at the moment, he was making lunch. (A/N: A lil' sappy, I'm sure, but just go with it!) "Ah, such a wondrous day in the life of one such as moi," he was rambling on to himself, looking like a completely incompetent dumbass. "Once this lunch is finished, I shall feast to my eventual reign as Overlord! Haaahahaha!" (A/N: I hope I got Mid-Boss' personality right.) Of course, Mid-Boss looked like a feminine shouta-con with the brain of an amoeba.
Skipping ahead, his lunch exploded, Prince Laharl bludgeoned him again, and he never got to eat his dinner. "Why does this happen to moi," he lamented to himself, crying in a conveniently-placed emo corner. He ended up going to bed hungry, and to get bludgeoned the next day, and so on.
A/N: Sorry I keep writing such short works. But, I'm not too good at paragraphs. Anyways, please let me know what you think!
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