I do not own Lord of the Rings, The Hobbit, or Bleach. They belong to J.R.R. Tolkien and Tite Kubo. This is another crossover, I know, another. Of LOTR, The Hobbit, and Bleach. There will be references to DNAngle and Harry Potter, which I also do not own.

Summery:

What if the Guardians ended up in Middle earth and helped in the war of the ring and reclaiming the Lonely Mountain? Well, Middle earth will just have to get used to the idea that they have gained some new friends to fight with. The only mystery about them so far? They've become immortal since arriving and are as powerful as the Istari, if not stronger.

Falling. The first thing I notice as I'm waking up from my strange dream is the feeling of falling. Fast too. I opened my eyes, expecting to see the floor of my bedroom, when I saw that there was no floor, only open air rushing around me as I fell towards what looked to be a forest... Just. My. Luck. I couldn't control the air pressure around me so I could land safely like I normally do so I did the next, obvious thing in the world. I screamed bloody murder at the top of my lungs as I hit the tree tops and went through countless branches until I-finally and painfully-hit the ground. Just. My. Effing. Luck... I had planned on going camping again too. "WHY DOES THIS ALWAYS HAPPEN!? AND WHY ALWAYS ME!?" I screamed before I heard what sounded like running coming in my direction and two boys, very attractive long brown haired, pointy eared teenage boys, appear next to one of the trees. Very attractive boys with pointed ears and were no doubt twins and armed with bows, arrows, and swords. A tense silence filled the air and before anything else could happen I said the most intelligent and creative thing ever when in situations like this, "Hi..."