Maximum Ride meets Purple Tractor Driving Talking Chickens from Outer Space who Ride Motorcycles

Yo!!! I'm Enia, one of the three people who share thunderclap07. This is my first fanfic, so I hope you like it.

Samik: Hi, I'm Samik, I'm the elf who lives inside Enia's head.

Me: Yeah, um… I don't think you want to know what he's talking about.

Disclaimer: Do I really need to do this? Everybody know's James Patterson owns Maximum Ride. So, I don't, although I do own Samik so, yeah.

Samik: Hey! You don't own me! I own myself!

Me: Shut up.

Chapter One

Vote Angel for Leader!

Angel POV

I glared at Max, my arms crossed, "Yes."

Max sighed and pinched the bridge of her nose, "Angel, I said no."

"Yes," I pushed the thought at Max's brain, but, after living with me for so long, she had an annoying resistance to it.

"Stop trying to influence me, Angel, you know its not going to work!"

I ignored her and pushed harder

"Dammit Angel! I said no!"

There was a loud thump on the door. It was a sleep-deprived Iggy trying to figure out what was going on. Max glanced at the door and started moving towards it to help Iggy. That was all the distraction I needed. I shoved the thought at her mind and she froze, her face twitching as she tried to ignore me, "ANGEL!!!" she finally screamed, so loud that the ceiling shook and there were a series of loud thuds upstairs. The rest of the flock had been shaken out of their beds.

Iggy managed to shove the door open, "What the hell is going on?!"

"Angel is trying to… convince me that she should be leader," Max answered through gritted teeth.

"By convince you mean, influence your mind?"

"Yeah."

Iggy turned to try and glare at me but he ended up glaring at a spot a couple of feet above my left shoulder.

I pouted a bit, "I wanna be leader," I said as I pushed the thought at his mind, knowing that it wouldn't be quite as well protected as Max's. Max was strong.

His face went blank so I pushed harder, knowing he was about to break, then he turned to Max and said, "Max, I think Angel should be leader."

Max glared at him even though the look was lost, "No."

Nudge, Gazzy, and Fang came in to the kitchen, "What's going on? Why is Max yelling? Was she the one who made the house shake? How'd she do that?"

Max held up her hand, "Nudge."

"Right, sorry."

"I'm trying to convince Max that I should be leader," I said as I shoved the thought into their minds. Fang's mind automatically rejected it and he glared at me but it stayed wheedled into Nudge and the Gasman's mind.

"I agree with Angel," Iggy put in, "She could get us whatever we want with her mind control powers and convince fish to become suicidal and –"

"ZOMG!" Nudge interrupted, "That would be, like, so awesome! She could get us awesome shoes 'cause, like, majorly need new shoes! Mind are, like, so last year! And then she could get us into fancy restaurants and everything would be free 'cause everybody would think we had already paid and we would never have to dumpster-dive again! Or, like, steal anything!"

by the time Nudge was finished Max was practically shooting daggers out of her eyes and I was grinning like the evil little six-year-old maniac that I am.

"Yeah," Gazzy agreed, "And me an' Iggy could blow stuff up and not get in trouble!"

I turned to Max, "Well Max, it looks like you've been out-voted."

"This isn't a democracy! This is a Maxocracy!"

nudge, Gazzy, Iggy and I turned to glare at her as Fang moved to stand next to her, "You. Are. Out-voted," I snarled. I shoved the 'Angel for Leader' thought at her again and her teeth gritted. I shoved harder while I suggested to Gazzy and Iggy that they should go blow something up to distract Max and they eagerly left. Five seconds later the entire house – and possibly the mountain it was sitting on – shook like there was an earthquake.

Max stumbled and I shoved even hared at her mind and finally broke through. Her eyes glazed over and she said, "Angel is leader," as the tremors stopped.

Gazzy and Iggy bounded back in, grinning, "Yeah! That was awesome!" Gazzy crowed. He and Iggy high-fived.

"So, did it work," Iggy asked, "Did Max agree?"

"Yep," I answered, "She gave me the okay. I am now leader.

Max snapped out of her daze, "Wait, what?"

"You just made Angel leader," Fang told her."

Max glared at me, "No, I didn't."

"Yes you did," I said happily, like a little kid who had just gotten the best birthday present ever.

"No, I didn't."

"Yup, you did."

"No."

"Yes."

"No."

"Yes."

Before Max could snap back another 'No' Fang said, "Actually, you did. Gazzy and Iggy blew something up to distract you and it worked."

"Well, I'm taking back what I said! I'm still leader."

"You can't do that."

Max opened her mouth to reply but before she could…BOOM!!!!!

Me: I love ending in cliff-hangers, don't you Samik?

Samik: Yup, it rules.

Me: Yeah, I know, hey, if you liked this why don't you send me a review and check out Purple Tractors. It's my book type thing.