Hehe, as I was writing a Harvest Moon fanfiction because I ran out of ideas for Teen Titans I came up with this.
Warning: This isn't the last you'll see of ace reporter Jacey Sanchez. She won't just be in Teen Titans fics, basically when I need a reporter; she is my go to gal!
Disclaimer: I don't own Teen Titans, just my OC's Nix and Ace Reporter Jacey Sanchez!
Reporter: Hello my name is Jacey Sanchez and I'm here today to show you my interview Jump City's favorite heroes, the Teen Titans! The following footage is from my separate interviews with the six members of the team, you're going to love it. So without further ado, the Teen Titans!
Reporter: Hello Robin, it's good to see you.
Robin: It's good to see you too Ms. Sanchez.
Reporter: Please call me Jacey.
Robin: Alright, it's good to see you Jacey.
Reporter: Alright so let's get down to the questions. Robin, what is it like to be the leader of the town's favorite team of super heroes?
Robin: Um, it's very nice, the team are my best friends and even though we don't always get along, it's still fun living together and leading them.
Reporter: You don't always get along? But around town the six of you seem inseparable. Would you mind explaining that a little more?
Robin: Well sometimes we get on each other's nerves. Like this one time Cyborg and I got into a fight because our attacks got in each other's way and it caused a villain to escape. Or the time we found out Nix was posting stories about us on a fanfiction website, that was not only embarrassing but it was also creepy. Also sometimes Beast Boy will get on Raven's nerves, causing her to throw him out one of the windows; we lose a lot of money that way.
Reporter: Ah I see what you mean, that could get annoying. So tell me about the newest member of the team, Nix, how did she join the team? What's it like living with her?
Robin: Well I can't tell you the whole story of how she joined the team, but I can tell you that she earned the spot fair and square when she displayed her ability. And it's no different living in the tower now than it was before she was on the team.
Reporter: Ah I see, now I'm wondering, the other members of the team knew how to fight before they joined. What about Nix?
Robin: She actually was not well practiced in fighting, in fact she was best at dodging and blocking when she joined, but after some intensive training she's up to par with the rest of us.
Reporter: That's good to know, so you and Starfire have been an item ever since you got back from that trip to Tokyo, how're you two doing?
Robin: *Blushes* We're doing just fine thanks for asking, we just visited her home planet the other day to see Galfore, her K'Norfka.
Reporter: *smiling like she has no idea what he just said* Sounds nice, well it was good talking to you Robin. Up next our interviews with Starfire, Cyborg, Raven, Beast Boy, and last but not least the newest recruit Nix. Stay tuned.
Reporter: And we're back! Here with me now is our favorites Tamaranian princess, Starfire! How are you today Starfire?
Starfire: Oh I am most glorious! Today boyfriend Robin took me to see a most wonderful movie about a Scottish princess mending her relationship with her mother, and it has put me in a most wonderful mood!
Reporter: Oh that's wonderful, so about you and "Boyfriend Robin" How are you two doing? Any juicy secrets you want to share?
Starfire: Please, I am confused, is the juice not a type of drink? Robin and I are most wonderful! I am having the most fun I have ever had in my entire life.
Reporter: *mumbles* not exactly the answer I was looking for. *Loud enough for Starfire to hear* Again, that's wonderful Starfire, so out of curiosity, when you're not with Robin, who do you spend most of your time with?
Starfire: Oh I must say it is a tie between friend Raven and friend Nix. On the one hand, friend Raven and I spend much of our time meditating, however friend Nix loves to accompany me to the mall of shopping many times during the week. I must say, they are my best friends behind boyfriend Robin.
Reporter: That's good to hear Starfire. Alright well, it was nice talking to you, but now I must move on to interviewing Cyborg. See you later Starfire.
Starfire: Oh have a good day friend! Tell friend Cyborg I say hi when you're interviewing him!
Reporter: Alright, here I am with the town's favorite metal man Cyborg. It's good to have you on the show Cyborg.
Cyborg: It's good to be here Jacey.
Reporter: Now Cyborg, the town all knows that you like to play Beast Boy in video games on your time off, who's the usual winner? And also, does anyone else play video games with you?
Cyborg: Haha, actually when I'm playing BB I'm usually the winner, he's good but he's not that good. When Robin isn't working on important things or working out, he sometimes plays video games with us, but since he's started dating Star, not so much. BB is convinced Raven wants to play, so much so that he once glued a controller to her hands, but that failed. Our only other opponent is Nix, if you can even call her an opponent. She likes to spam the same moves over and over again in fighting games it's kind of annoying actually.
Reporter: She beats you a lot doesn't she?
Cyborg: N-yeah…yeah she does.
Reporter: Heh, well I'm sorry to hear that Cyborg. Now I wonder, everyone in town knows that Nix runs the Cyborg/T-Car fansite, what do you think of that?
Cyborg: Haha…ha…wait…what?! Nix runs a fansite for that pairing?!
*snickers from the titans still waiting to be interviewed can be heard from the hallway*
Cyborg: That is seriously not cool Nix! You are so lucky I'm a good guy with morals, morals that forbid me from hitting you!
Nix: *can be heard faintly from the hallway* Come at me bro!
*Beast Boy's laughing can be heard as well as an exasperated sigh from Raven*
Cyborg: You are so dead when we get home!
Reporter: Cyborg, the interview?
Cyborg: R-right, s-sorry. What's the next question?
Reporter: …You like Nix don't you?
Cyborg: *throws arms up in the air and proceeds to walk out of the room* I'M DONE!
Reporter: I was just joking!
*silence*
Reporter: O-Okay…well onto the next interview…I guess.
Reporter: It's good to have you on the show Raven.
Raven: Well it's…pleasant to be here.
Reporter: Now Raven, as much as you say you dislike Beast Boy, you've been spotted around town with him a lot. Dragging him to tea shops, being in comic book stores with him, what's with that?
Raven: Pure boredom I can assure you. Cyborg is usually working on the T-car, Robin and Starfire are usually on dates, and Nix is…Nix. Sometimes if I want to stay entertained, Beast Boy is the only option.
Reporter: Speaking of Nix, how do you really feel about her? What thoughts really come to mind with the new hydrokinetic? I know you weren't exactly on the best terms with former teammate Terra.
Raven: First of all, my relation to Terra is really none of your business. Second, to be completely honest with you, I thought she was pretty annoying when she first joined the team, but she's kind of grown on me. She's like a little sister or a puppy…no not really a puppy, we have Silkie for that. She's like a…water sprite or something.
Reporter: A water sprite? That's…original…so then, Raven, why do you meditate? Now that you've saved the planet from your father's wrath by destroying him, shouldn't you not need to control your emotions anymore?
Raven: Regardless of whether my father is alive or not, showing my emotions can result in anything from a tiny explosion to death, that's why I still meditate every day.
Reporter: Ah I see, well that's all we have time for right now, tune in after the commercial break for the last two interviews. Everyone's favorite green elf Beast Boy and the team's newest recruit Nix!
Reporter: And we're back with our final two interviews. First up, you love him, you dig the ears, he's a lean green fighting machine, its Beast Boy!
Beast Boy: *Waving obnoxiously* Hi!
Reporter: Now Beast Boy, the world wants to know, why do you keep saying you're a vegetarian when you're clearly a vegan?
Beast Boy: …there's a difference?
Reporter: Right…So, please describe your relationship with the rest of the titans.
Beast Boy: Okay so Cyborg is like my best friend and like an older brother to me, it's nice to have him as an opponent while playing video games. Nix is like a sister to me, when she's not locked in her room writing fanfiction, she's usually helping me come up with the next prank. Starfire is also like a sister to me; in fact whenever she needs advice on Robin, she usually comes to me. Robin himself, dude he was my idol when the team first formed, now he's one of my best friends. And then Raven…she's…she's…a good friend and I just want to make her laugh. Haha yep, definitely nothing more than that.
Reporter: *rolls eyes* Sure. So, you always say that chicks dig the ears, how many girls have you gotten because of your ears?
Beast Boy: Um…more than I can count.
Raven: *from the hallway* Which isn't saying much.
Beast Boy: Shut it Rae!
Nix: *also from the hallway* She has a point BB, you still have that counting monkey, doesn't look good for you dude.
Reporter: Haha seems they're ganging up on you.
Beast Boy: Yeah, they do that, a lot. Though usually Cy joins in at some point.
Reporter: So it's not all fun and games for you then?
Beast Boy: Nah, not all the time, but I like to try and stay in a good mood so that everyone else has a better day or week…month…year…life…
*silence*
Reporter: I see. So, you were the one that came out and said that in Raven's mind, each of her emotions are their own person, which is your favorite?
Beast Boy: Well…to be honest with you, I like them all, but if I had to choose a favorite I'd say either Happy or Brave. Brave is a total bro, and Happy is exactly the emotion I wish Rae would show sometime.
Reporter: Awww someone has a crush.
Beast Boy: *blushes* No I don't!
Reporter: Sure you don't. Well on to our last interview, the latest recruit, Nix!
Reporter: Welcome to the show Nix, it's nice to have you here.
Nix: I-it's nice to b-b-be here J-Jacey.
Reporter: Why so tense Nix?
Nix: I've n-never been on TV before. It's uh…it's kinda weird.
Reporter: Don't worry, after a while you get used to it. *flips hair and smiles flirtatiously at the camera* See? The camera loves me!
Nix: Heh, I guess you're right.
Reporter: So, dish, what sorts of fanfiction do you write about your teammates?
Nix: Uh…nothing that they really need to know about. *shifty eyes*
Reporter: Oh so you write porn about your teammates?
Nix: Maybe-I mean yes-I mean NO, NO ABSOLUTELY NOT!
Reporter: Haha, I'm just messing with you. So Nix, do tell, how long have you been hydrokinetic for?
Nix: Since forever I think. I was born this way.
Beast Boy: *in the hallway* Cause baby you were born this way. *sound of someone hitting him is heard* Ow! What's your problem Rae?!
Reporter: How exactly did you join the Titans?
Nix: Oh well, remember that day when they were fighting Cheshire and that one apartment building got destroyed?
Reporter: Actually I remember it was specifically one apartment, but yes go on.
Nix: I was accidentally dragged into that fight, and I've been on the team ever since.
Reporter: Ah I see, now Robin tells me you actually didn't know how to fight when you joined the team, so when you were a kid your parents didn't have you enrolled in any extracurricular activities, because you obviously weren't someone's sidekick before joining the team.
Nix: Oh well actually I was in dance class until about the age of 15, but yeah not karate or gymnastics or other extracurriculars like that. And yeah, I definitely wasn't a sidekick before this gig…well unless you count being an office assistant as a sidekick haha.
Reporter: I see, so one last question before this is over. Why do you insist that Cyborg and the T-Car are a couple?
Nix: Dude…don't even go there. Do you know how much time he spends with that thing? A lot! He's there like every hour on the hour, and would it kill him to not make waffles for a motorized vehicle in the morning? Seriously, I'm kind of concerned.
Reporter: Right, well this has been Jacey Sanchez, reporting the absolute truth on the titans. Tune in next week when I interview Kid Flash and his girlfriend the villainess turned good, Jinx!
Well that's all folks! Please R&R.