To try or not to try – that is the question:

Whether 'tis better to study the school books

And fill your head with dull and useless knowledge

Or to refuse the rush of information

And end up happily dumb. To laze, to read

No more, and then no more to other things:

The writing and the thousand word essays

That students must do – this is what all of us,

Yes, we wish was true. To laze, to quit –

To quit, and then to fail. That's the problem,

For to quit completely ends thoughts of passing,

When homework lies undone and math unstudied

There is no chance of good grades

That is what ruins ideas of lazing.

And who wants to finish all the math problems,

The endless fact'ring, the number of x's,

The misunderstandings, the frustration

The nonsensical Spanish and grammar,

That jealousy of those who learn with ease

When all could end it all by doing nothing?

Who would really try

To do the extra, to get the homework done,

Except to think of the F that is waiting

At the end of a term of lazy fun

And the shame, the thoughts of friends

Makes all willing to work than face it

And finish the job instead of playing?

Thus disgrace does make scholars of us all

And so the pleasure of fun is ended by

The thoughts of the future abashments, yes,

And the worry over public opinion,

With these, homework is always completed

And so pass the class instead.

A/N: One of my sad attempts at poetry - this was written several years ago, though so maybe I've gotten better in the mean time. Not that I've tried on a regular basis. Several limericks that will never see the light of day and a forced poem about Beowulf in...5 years? Something like that. The Beowulf poem is also posted, if you'd like to read that (though why you would, I'm sure I don't know. My poetry's terrible.)

Please review! And on something as bad as this, I will accept even flames. Thank you!