Buffy and Buffmeister

One day Buffy was walking to work. She was tired because she hadn't slept because she was distracted because she wanted to know what happened on Days of Our Lives. Buffy was all buffed out from working out so much. She was cherubic in her appearance though, because she was just made that way. It was a cold morning but she felt joy in her heart at the thought of more Days of Our Lives that evening. Also she liked the cold as it reminded her of the coldness of her own heart. Also Spike was hot.

She suddenly tripped on a root and sprained her ankle and called the hospital and went to hospital. She then called Spike from the ambulance.

"Whaddup Spike." She said, with a tremble in her voice. Her fingers were clutched, vice-like around her throbbing ankle and she fought to remain conscious.

"Buffy?" Spike rasped. "I thought you were meant to be at work."

"Oh I was but I hurt my ankle."

"Oh I see, why did you call me?"

"I called you by accident" Buffy lied. She loved lying. She lied about all sorts of things – for instance she had told Dawn that her socks were brown this morning but really they were purple.

"Riiiiight." Spike drawled. She could hear the smirk in his voice. "Anyway, must dash, cheerio, pip pip and all that. You see I have a robot of you here and well you know…"

"Yup, yup I hear you okay good good bye." Buffy sobbed into the phone. That dang robot. She loved cheese but the robot didn't; they fought about it constantly.

"Okay bye."

Suddenly they were at hospital and she had a cast on her leg and she was all better.

Then she went back to work and thought about halloumi cheese versus cheddar cheese and fought a vampire. Also Spike was hot.

But then suddenly a voice entered her head: "I KNOW YOU ARE OUT THERE BUFFY THE BUFFMEISTER. I WILL FIND YOU!". She shivered and coughed and was worried.

The end of chapter 1.

PLEASE READ AND REVIEW! Thanks! Let me know what you liked and what you didn't. I'm going to build the love story a lot and add stuff about Buffy's sadness and all that. I love Buffy. I will also probably write a sonnet about her blonde hair too. Thanks again, please let me know what I can do to improve :)