Hello! I'm back early as you can see. Why? Because I couldn't stay away from writing for you. THAT WAS A LIE. The Godzilla wanted me to update quicker because I hadn't gotten out of bed all weekend I was beginning to smell. Also, note this will be my last story EVER! That's right, no more Olympian876... No more Percy's Incredibly Stupid Adventures... I'll finish this and that's it. Now I will show you why.

This story is brought to by Percy. Because Olympian876 wanted a vacation.

In Camp Half-Blood, it was quiet... Too quiet. But suddenly, a giant figure loomed over the tiny camp. It was Percy-zilla! Greatest beast of all time! All the gods began to bow to him, "Oh great Percy! How may we serve you?"

"Make me king of the world!"

"As you wish..."

Meanwhile, the innocent author Olympian876 was relaxing on a beach enjoying a soft drink. But soon his phone started to ring. He picked up, "Hello?"

"Olympian876, I'm going to kill your ass!" A female voice cried.

"Who the heck is this?" Olympian876 answered back.

"Annabeth Chase, you moron! I'm going to kill you! Percy just wrote the chapter to make him king of the world!"

"WHAT THE HE..."

"DON'T CURSE!" A voice from Canada cried.

Olympian876 dropped his drink and flew back to his computer. He started to write himself in the chapter, "Can't get a freaking break at all..."

A rip opened up in the sky for everyone to see. Percy looked up at Olympian876's angry face, "Oh hi! How was your vacation?"

"Wasn't able to enjoy it, fool! Because you're wrecking up the first chapter of the sequel!"

"So... You didn't have a good vacation?"

Olympian876 took Percy by the neck and started to smack him silly, "Why did I let you write this chapter!"

"I don't know!"

After a few months in the emergency room, Percy came back into the fanfic just in time for the reunion chapter. The chapter where Olympian876 reunites all the characters to get their act back together. Percy was in a full body cast. Annabeth was reading a book. Grover was eating a Big Mac. Thalia was making out with Nico. Nico was not enjoying this. And Chiron was listening to Justin Bieber (OH, THE HORROR!). Olympian876 stood on a podium and began to speak, "Hello everybody! Nice of you to be here!"

"There is barely anyone here, dude." Grover stated.

Olympian876 looked around, "Where the Hades did Jason, Piper, and Leo go?"

"I think Jason and Piper got jobs as actors for a new movie."

"What? They have a contract with me!"

"Too bad. They didn't really add much to the storyline anyway."

"Well, where's Leo? Where's my funny little man?"

"I saw him abducted by aliens!" Nico screamed.

"Very funny, Nico. Sit down!"

"It's true! It's true!"

Olympian876 created a ball of energy and blasted it at Nico's stomach. Making him propel backwards and fly out of the room, "So, who do we have left? Percy, Annabeth, Grover, Thalia, and Chiron... Only five stinking characters to work with? I'll have to make due..."

"So... Can we leave yet?"

Suddenly, there was a huge fissure in the ground. And a voice cackled from within, "I'M BACK, SUCKERS!"

End of Part 1

A/N: When I said this was my last story ever. THAT WAS A LIE TOO! Leave a review if you like me lying! My creativity will never run dry. And hopefully I will still be writing fanfiction to my deathbed. And here is a little tribute to those who have supported me:

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And the girl from Canada who screamed DON'T CURSE in the beginning of the chapter: Flowers are Pwetty. And very special thanks to my co-authors in Ekkhn Klann: BabyYou'reNotAlone, Manga Girl With A Taco, and maximumide123. And thank you to The Godzilla (Cookie 1X aka my girlfriend) for getting my lazy ass off the bed. I love you all. I will see you later.