Summary: Orihara Izaya is an editor in Marukawa Shoten, Emerald Editing Department. After working, he sees a tall blond man in a bartender suit in an alleyway next to a dumpster. H etakes the man home. But this man, Heiwajima Shizuo unexpectedly turns Izaya's life into a ride of a lifetime.

First Durarara fic, and maybe it'll suck ., anyway a crossover with Sekai Ichi Hatsukoi. Probably in this fic, Shizuo has his strength and parkour skills… But I'm not sure with Izaya though… still thinking about it

I do not own Durarara and Sekai Ichi Hatsukoi, only the crappy story XD

1:15PM

It was a normal day in Marukawa Shoten. Emerald Department's period has just finished and once again revived. The natural, energetic, feminine aura was back. Feminine girly objects were all over the place, Pheromones were everywhere and pink sheets were cleaned and looked brand new.

Onodera Ritsu, a worker in Emerald, briskly walked to his boss' desk. The brunette slammed the newly delivered manuscripts to the black haired man. His boss raised an eyebrow giving a 'what's this?' look.

"These are Erika-sensei's manuscripts! Be lucky I went to the post office for you, got that?" said the irritated brunette with a cold tone.

Takano Masamune or Saga Masamune, the editor-in-chief of Emerald Department, just stared with a blank expression at Ritsu then at the manuscripts. He took the manuscripts and started looking at it, not bothering to say 'thank you' or 'good job' to the angry brunette before him.

Ritsu glared at his boss for a minute waiting for a response or some eye contact. But in the end got none. He walked back to his desk cursing Takano's rude behavior. The person beside him stared at him. But the brunette didn't bother saying anything.

"Ricchan's been busier than usual huh?" smiled Kisa Shouta, also a worker in Emerald but more experienced. He is Ritsu's senior in editing.

Ritsu sighed. "Well, Mutou sensei's storyboards came late this week. And I have to finish all of these manuscripts before the deadline. Which is 3 days away" Ritsu started editing some panels and writing some corrections.

"Take your time Ricchan! If you hurry too much the period of editing might come to you way too fast" laughed Kisa.

Ritsu simply nodded at his senior and continued with his job.

Suddenly…

WHAM

The sliding door was opened fast and hard. The door frame shook from the friction of the door. Everyone jumped from the sudden noise. Except Takano. He looked at the door with lack of interest. Because he knew who would slam the door despite all of his warnings.

"Heeeeeeeey Guuuuuuuyys!~ "greeted a raven haired man clad in his usual fur trimmed jacket. He waved at everyone trying to catch their attention.

The head editor gave out an annoyed sigh. He took off his glasses before rubbing his temples "Orihara, how many times do I have to tell you to . ." scowled Takano.

The smiling Raven happily skipped towards Takano's desk and rested his elbows on it and cupping his face "awwww, c'mon Taka-chin~! Stop being such a sourpuss and lighten up! I was just trying to match my mood with the atmosphere in this room" purred the raven.

Orihara Izaya, an editor in Emerald, proclaimed to be 21 forever even though he's 23. He loves the entire human race like they were his toys. Most of the employees in the editing company only thought of him as a madman who was just seeking attention. While others think this was just natural.

The black haired man scowled "don't call me 'taka-chin'" .

"your no fun taka-chin~" pouted Izaya.

"shut up,get back to work"

"Workaholic bastard"

"Shut up and work"

"boring id-"

"NOW" raising his voice.

The raven looked a little stunned at the sudden raise of Takano's voice "Okay! Okay! You win!" Izaya raised his arms in the air as he surrendered. He walked to his desk which was beside Kisa's. His desk had 3 manila envelopes in them. He opened the 1st envelope and sighed when he saw the contents.

Manuscripts.

He placed the manuscripts on the side of his desk and searched for a pencil. He found a pencil and started encircling some panels.

6:34PM

Ritsu let out a relieved sigh and slumped on his chair, his head facing the wall. He was able to finish the manuscripts and now he just wants to sleep.

Izaya looked at Ritsu and smiled "oh? Your done already?"

Ritsu faced Izaya and gave out a weak smile "yeah, looks I was able to finish before the deadline. ". He thought about telling Mutou-sensei about him finished editing and sending it to her by fax. He sat up straight on his chair and reached for the phone and started dialing.

Izaya returned his gaze to his work and encircled some more panels on the second manuscript. He couldn't help but think the story of every Shojou Manga was way too predictable. The girl falls in love, the boy returns her feelings, they have a relationship, They have troubles, They break up, Then they realize they still want to be together, Then, they kiss and make up and happily ever after for them. Love like that is only a crazy dream in Real life. One thing went up to Izaya's mind. 'Reality is Harsh…' Well, He never experienced 'First loves' or stuff like that. He loves the entire Human Race equally. No exceptions.

He put down his pencil and started dialing the number of the author's home.

After three 'rings', the phone was picked up and a voice was followed. "hello?"

"Ah! Kazugawa-san! This is Orihara from Marukawa Shoten!~" said Izaya in his usual tone.

"O-Orihara-san! Wh-What brings you to call me?" Kazugawa Rin stuttered. Izaya could tell that she was flustered.

Izaya chuckled while playing with the telephone wire with his index finger "What else? It's for the manuscripts you gave me. And I'm finished!"

"Oh" a hint of disappointment in her voice was detected.

Izaya chuckled loudly this time "Well I'll send them to you after work. Oh, and you did a good job with the flow of the story. The speech bubbles and the panels were the only problem"

"Oh ok, um… thank you for your hard work Orihara-san! I'll do my best for this manga!"

" And thanks for your hard work too Kazugawa-san, I'll do my best too! Bye~!" Izaya put down the telephone and reached for his cell phone to contact Kayuki Riri. He dialed the numbers while going in circles on his chair. Humming a tune from a commercial he just watched this morning.

Ritsu stared at the spinning raven completely ignoring his work. 'does he ever get dizzy from doing that?' . Usually a normal person will get dizzy from spinning. But sadly, Izaya isn't really what you call 'normal'

Kisa looked at Ritsu then looked at where this stunned in awe brunette was looking at. He looked to where Ritsu was again and smiled " Orihara-san is quite amazing huh?".

Ritsu snapped back and quickly turned his gaze to Kisa "hn? What makes you say that?"

"I mean look at him. He multitasks a lot, makes a good relationship with everyone and has a silver tongue. He's actually special to the department"

"oh… how long has Orihara-san worked as an editor anyway?"

"well, as long as I can remember…. Probably 3 months earlier than you Ricchan"

"EH? 3 MONTHS? I thought he worked for like 3 years?"

"Well this doesn't really answer it. But, let's say he's one of those special people" Kisa narrowed his eyes. ' Special people huh?'

Kisa's train of thought was broken when suddenly

"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH!"

All of the employees looked to where the source of the mad laughing was. And it came from Izaya, who was now laughing his ass off.

"HAHAHAHA! Now now Riri-sensei! No need to cry over something so trivial! All you have to do is go back from the beginning of your chapter and it will be fiiine~! After all~, the deadline is still next week!" Izaya stopped his laughing "hm? It took you a week and a half to finish the chapter? AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Don't worry don't worry! Just go overtime in your work and- GYAKH!"

A rolled up newspaper was directly hit on the laughing Raven's head. Takano was getting annoyed with his maniacal laughing and had no other way to stop it but hitting the idiot on the noggin'.

"Izaya, stop talking on your phone and get some work done you asshole!" shouted Takano. Izaya rubbed his head and whimpered.

"Taka-chin, this is work I was talking with Riri-sensei and you had to stop it. I was having fun with the reaction of her voice until you came" mumbled the Raven.

WHACK!

Takano gave another blow on Izaya's head and walked back to his desk mumbling 'don't call me taka-chin' and some curse words. Izaya's head was resting on his own desk, still in pain.

Ritsu and Kisa looked at Izaya with a 'U Crazy' look. They continued on their work and acted like the scene just now never happened. And they never praised Izaya and his actions.

To be continued~

Well, that's it for now~ Shizu-chan will appear in the next chapter and some other characters too. Review if you want to see Shizu-chan and his vending machine throwing GLORY! But it's ok if you guys don't review. I'll just continue the story until it ends :)

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