Kyoya had one secret that was never allowed to slip out of his little black book: he was still a virgin. The host members and students of Ouran Academy properly assumed it had happened long ago, solely based on the fact that Kyoya was, well, perfect. But only Kyoya was the rightful owner of such knowledge. And it was never, ever, getting out.

That is, until two little demons with red hair and devious grins happened upon such a secret. They simply found it lying, ripped up and buried, in the trashcan by Kyoya's room. It's not like they meant to find it, but such things do not stay hidden well at Ouran.

They had been rooting through the garbage all morning to discover each torn piece of Kyoya's note as soon as they witnessed it drop from his hand. It wasn't every day something so spectacular happened. Especially something involving Kyoya senpai. That just made it even more scandalous in their eyes.

Both twins were shocked and pleased to find the secret after the note was taped back together. They stared deep into each others eyes and knew exactly what had to be done in order to help Kyoya.

When they showed up in his room later on, a well-constructed plan had already been set in place. They only needed him to accept, whether he liked it or not. Kaoru took his left, Hikaru the right, and together they entered the room, hand-in-hand, ready to give Kyoya the chance to change his life forever.

"What do you two want? It's late, you should be getting ready for bed." It was only ten o'clock, but it was a school night. Although Kyoya didn't look like he was going to sleep anytime soon, with books and papers strewn across his desk in every direction. No wonder he is always so tired in the morning.

"Oh nothing. We just have something we'd like to propose." Kaoru's voice was like silk down the back of Kyoya's neck. Something in the way he over-pronounced the last word made Kyoya's ears prick up, made his spine tingle.

"Propose huh? This isn't some stupid game again is it?"

"Actually it is. But I think you'll be very interested in this one." Hikaru took the pen Kyoya was holding and set it down beside him, making sure they had his full attention. Each host could feel the pressure in the room, the way the walls seemed to be getting closer with every word.

Kyoya knew something was off, he shifted in his seat and pressed his index finger to the bridge of his glasses. "What is this about?"

"A little birdy told us you have a secret." Kaoru picked up the pen and wiggled it in the air.

"A BIG secret." Hikaru picked up a piece of blank paper and shredded it smoothly between his hands, giving Kyoya a hint at what they might have been talking about.

"You two went through my garbage?!" His hands were balled into fists and he shook, only slightly, before he remembered to hide these emotions from the twins. They would only eat it up and store it for another day when they wanted to torture him some more.

"It wasn't like you hid it very well." Kaoru had set down the pen and now let himself lean against Kyoya's desk.

"Yeah, you shouldn't put personal papers in the trash anyway. Someone is bound to find it there." Numbly, Hikaru looked at his fingernails like it wasn't a big deal at all.

Kyoya took a deep breath to compose himself before speaking again. He swore no one would ever find out and here they were, the two worst vaults in the world.

"So what did you see exactly?"

"Well it kind of looked like a diary entry."

"We never pegged you for the journalist type Senpai, but I guess you're surprising us about a lot of things." He stared into Kaoru's wide eyes, sparkling against the horrid situation. The paper had to have been ripped up, how did they even put it together again to get the full message?

"So what are you saying, what kind of 'game' are you trying to get at here?" The heat crept into his face as much as he fought to keep it down. When the twins noticed, it only set more fuel to the fire.

"We want to help!" In unison, of course.

"We like to think of ourselves as experts in this department, considering how many girls request us in the club. It would be child's play to find someone for you!"

"And anyway, we lost our virginity long ago! Really, we thought you did too." Kaoru glanced at Hikaru and a silent exchange was sent between the two. The gripped hands and didn't even break the hold to blink. Kyoya wondered how exactly they 'lost' theirs, but he was too afraid to ask. That look was suspicious itself and the back story might be even worse. Especially considering how close the twins actually are.

He kept quiet and let the twins have their moment. There was no doubt in his mind they were re-living that moment secretly between themselves. There was also no doubt that that moment had been shared between the two. Who knows if there was even a third party member.

"How are you expecting to help me if I don't want your help?"

"Ah, you see we already knew you would say that. But everyone needs help sometimes and we're just nice enough to give it for free." Kaoru was the first one to break the trance.

"That is, with a catch." They both closed one eye in a demented winking face.

"I don't quite understand what you two are getting at."

"Well, the catch is, we get to help you in the way we like without any complaints." Although Kaoru was usually the quieter one, moments like this always gave him the spark to speak out.

"There is a simple skill in finding you the perfect girl and with our excellent match-making skills, there's no way we can fail!"

"Hypothetically speaking?" Kyoya was getting a headache from all the talking already. It didn't matter if they spoke together or apart, everything just hazed into a blur anyway. This plan wasn't making any sense to him and anyway, he wasn't even sure he wanted to lose his virginity right now. Even though it always seemed to be on his mind.

"Of course!"

"You can even pick the first girl if you want."

"Out of our perfectly selected options, that is."

Kyoya rubbed his temples, hoping to stop the mumbling from entering his brain. What did these idiots know about finding someone for him? It wasn't going to be the walk in the park they imagined. He was, after all, a real person with feelings. Not everyone wants to join in on a game that will only lead them in circles once again.

"So what do you think our great Shadow King?"

"Are you in?"

Kyoya sighed deeply and thought about what he was agreeing to for a moment. It would never work. It was too stupid. But then again, maybe that would be the reason it could work. Whether it was the lack of sleep or the pile of homework that was being left undone on his desk, he caved it on himself.

"Just don't get in my way, alright?"

The twins high-fived and jumped off the desk. Even they couldn't believe Kyoya was actually agreeing to this. There was no basis for a yes but here it was anyway. Maybe they could have a little fun, or a lot of it if they played their cards right.

"Don't worry Kyoya-senpai, we won't let you down!"

But behind their satisfied smirks unfolded a new plot, a game of sorts that would give them the higher up on everyone.

They needed to help the King himself.