1Disclaimer: I Own Nothing!!!
Emo Yamanka and Rem Haruno were walking down the street when...
"MUSTANG'S TRYING TO RAPE ME !!!!!!!!!!"Shouted Havoc.
"Quit making lies Havoc! I'm trying to rape Hawkeye."(Yeah right.)
"Like that's going-LET GO OF ME!!!"And what do ya know Mustang carried her away without
being shot.
At this point Emo stopped daydreaming about her and Mustang and relisies it will never happen.
(That's cause it's my story!)
"JEAN!!!!!!!!!!"Rem shouted as she glomped him.
"Hey Rem !Where the hell were you!!??!!I've been lonely!!!"
"Can I glomp Havoc-kun since Roy went to rape Hawkeye-san?"Emo asked sweetly.(Crap!!! Theworlds gonna end!)
"Let me think about-NO!!!Jeans mine!"
"But-"
"You know I don't mind you two fighting about who glomps me, but people are staring."Havoc
interrupted. Suddenly Rem noticed that her legs were on either side of his waist.
"Daddy, is he going to park his car in her garage?"Selim Bradly asked his Father as they
passed by.
"Their probably wait until night time."The Furheur answered making sure he and his son got
far, far away from the kinky peoples.
"What does he teach his son? I must know!"Emo shouted as she stalked the Furheur.
"She does know he's a homunculus, right?"Havoc asked Rem, who was still on top of him.
"Let her fin-"
"OH THE BEAUTIFUL SIGHT OF YOUNG LOVE!!!HERE IS A KEY FOR A HOTEL
ROOM DOWNTOWN!!!"You know who came barging through with sparkles and then leaveded.
Well...That was random"Havoc stated, "Now what?"
"What do you mean 'now what,' lets go."She said as she jumped off Havoc and started dragging him dowtown.
End of part one.