There is no purpose in this odd little exercise. Hopefully, some of you readers like it. :)
Frodo fell forward, for fear foes found Frodo's few favorite friends. Frodo froze fearfully, finally fainting from feeling frenzied future fear, frightening fangirls.
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Sam sang softly, supposing someone should see such song seeking salvation, so Sam strolled super swiftly, swinging Sting, Sam's sturdy short sword.
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Pippin pulled precious palantir precariously, praying people probably preferred pillows. Pippin placed pot, promising privately: put palantir places previously plopped.
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Merry moved more mightily, making many marks. Many men mistakenly misunderstood Merry's magnificence, maybe making Merry mope miserably.
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Aragorn always attempts an aggressive attack, as an authorized assistant, aide, advisor, and also an awesome, admirable athlete. Aragorn's an amazing accompaniment at any actual accidental adventure. Ask anybody.
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Legolas lets lovely locks loose, looking lively. Legolas-loving ladies let loose loud, lunatic laughter, lusting longingly. Lonely ladies lament, lest Legolas leave living lands.
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Boromir bravely busts bad bodies, breaking black, bloody blades. Boromir begins blowing bovine bugle, but Boromir's best battle buddies being borne bye-bye breaks Boromir's being badly.
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Gandalf gathers guts gravely, gripping Glamdring. Glamdring glows, glittering. Gandalf grows great, growling grumpily. Grey Gandalf grasps ground, grunting, "Go! Get going, guys!" Gandalf's gone.
Which one was your favorite? I'm sorry for not doing Gimli... Gandalf took most of the good "g" words.