Maximum Ride spoof of immenseness

by iggy-is-my-imprint

Hey, okay so this is a new spoof me and my friend tears.of.blood.and.roses have written another one ! wooo! okay if youve read my twilight spoof,thisis funny but completely different. but ieveryone still laughs when they read it! so read and review guys!

Maximum ride Spoof:

Fang:

Ohmigoodness! You would, like, never believe what happened today! We were, like, flying and stuff, when these, like, eraser things came at us, and we were all like "Pow!" and "H-oi-yah!" and it was, like, WOAH! Man how totally wicked babes! They were all like "We're gonna kill you" and we were all like "No way you numbskulls" and they were like "ya-hah" and we were like "Nu-uh" then he hit me and I was like "Oh no he di-dn't" and he was like "oh yeh I di-id". What a noob.

Nudge:

Blackness. Dark. Emo-ness. I was reciting poetry in my head. Emo poetry. Fang was talking to himself again. In his head, but I can tell 'cause he's still doing the facial expressions. I was silent, as per usual. I was wearing my usual BLACK skinny jeans with a BLACK t-shirt and BLACK converse and my newly died BLACK hair and BLACK eyeliner and BLACK lipstick. I was aiming for the emo look, and I was pretty sure I was rocking it, man. Especially with my subtle blackness. Maybe no-one noticed my dark inner demon. Hmm. I'm pretty sure it's still hidden. His name is Archibald the rainbow bunny. I know, what a dark name, right?

Iggy:

Max and Fang are talking in their heads again; they're so perfect for each other, mwah-hahaha! I have a plan to take over the world with my teddy bear and my non-talking parrot, Equal. Mwah-hahaha! I have the power to talk to fishies that is why I should be the flock leader. Mwah-hahaha! They all speak little bubbely thoughts like "ooh Kelp!" and "Do these fins make me look fat?". Now you see why I should be leader. MWAH-HAHAHA!

Angel:

Ooh, Max and Fang together, big Whoop. Angel out, man, this is totally dull.

Max:

BANG! POW! Tee hee, lol, explosions. Nudge is sporting this whole vampire-chick look, which is really fitting with that whole twilight thing that's going "BANG" on. Meanwhile, Fang "KAPOW!" is busy doing his "KABOOM" usual stuff, and Iggy's in the "EXPLODO!" corner doing nothing. He just sits there doing "BANG" nothing. !

Gazzy:

I have ultimate paranoia. I hate small spaces, Jeb, Erasers…I HATE ALL OF THEM, OKAY! I don't hate cookies though, I love cookies. And Ella. And Dr. Martinez. That's it though, no-one else. I am the ultimate worrier. Damn, I meant warrior. But I do worry a lot too. Wait, there's something behind me, it's a…it's a…oh, it's a squirrel. Wait? A SQUIRREL? I've gotta go check it out, it could be an eraser, in a squirrel costume! Did I mention I hate Jeb?