Disclaimer- I do not own any of these loooovely characters...only the plot of this beaauuuuuutiful story!! Hehe!!

-Me- Ooohh, this should be wonderful!! I'm about to completely toy with the characters' emotions!! evil gleam in eyes

-Carolyn- Oh, really? Well, what if I wanna' be all mighty powerful 'Character-God'? HuhHuh? You ever think about thaat??

-Sarah- MMFFFF!!!

-Me- Oh, No, Sarah!! Tell me you didn't!

-Carolyn- Those cookies were for AFTER!! When the chapter was done!

-Me- groan I spent forever on those!! They were PERFECT in every way!!

-Sarah- You bet they were! Thanks!

-Me- gasp! grrr...GAAHHH!!! jumps on Sarah and beats her up.

-Sarah- AHHHHHHH! I'M GONNA DIIIE! G'ROFF ME!! G'ROFF MEEEEE!!!!!

-Carolyn- Ahahahaha! Now I have complete control over these characters! I shall rule this world! I am Carolyn, God of the Characters! I shall—

-Me- Carolyn...g'roff my keyboard...pushes Carolyn off chair And now, for my Story!!! YYAAAYYY!! jumps for joy

-Sarah- I'll cough up some cookies for the one to review most!! Yaaayy!! Cookies for alll!!!

Chapter one

"BECAUSE I LOVE YOU, YOU IDIOT!" Ron screamed.

"O—oh...my...R-Ron?"

Ronald Weasley ran a hand through his fiery red hair, shocked at his confession. It hadn't meant to come out like that; in fact, it wasn't meant to come out at all!

Bloody hell, did I just tell Hermione...?

She couldn't believe it. Had Ron really just declared his love for her?

Ron ran a hand threw his hair again as he continued to speak.

"Hermione...I—well, I...I jes'..."

"No. Ron, don't say it. I don't know if I—if you—"

"JUST HEAR ME OUT!!" yelled Ron, loosing his temper again.

He sighed. "Look, Hermione, please just hear me out." He continued in a much more restrained voice. "I just can't..." another sigh. "I can't hide it anymore now, ok? Everyone knows it, everyone has figured it out. I would've thought...maybe...just maybe you would have, to. Don't you see it, Hermione? It could be perfect. It's supposed to be Harry and Ginny, they get married. Then you and me, haven't you figured that out? Come on Hermione! You me, Harry and Ginny, we're all supposed to get married and live happily ever after! Sometimes if you hear a rumor going around that some guy likes you, and he turns red, Hermione! Red!! Whenever he hears it, it's true! I just can't—"

"NO! RONALD WEASLEY!! YOU STOP IT THIS MINUTE!" Hermione Granger said as loudly as she could. Everyone who heard it assumed it was 'just one of those fights, again!', and they didn't think twice about it.

"Ronald Weasley, you mustn't! It's not you I...You mustn't...you'll just hurt yourself if you say such things. I'm not good for you, Ron. Just accept it!"

"ARE YOU SAYING YOU'RE TOO BLOODY GOOD FOR ME?!?"

"NO! Ron, you absolutely need to listen! I'm not too good for you, it's the complete other way around! You are far to good for me, Ron. Please, go find yourself someone more...erm...better fit for you. Plus, it would never work out. All these fights, we'll give eachother massive headaches!!" she explained.

"...I'm going to bed."

"Oh, Ron! Now look! You've gone and made me feel bad! Look, Ron, you just need to take a breather and look at the situation from--"

"Who is it?" Ron asked bluntly.

"Erm...who is who, Ron?"

"YOU KNOW BLOODY HELL WHO I—" he sighed and took a deep breath. "You know who I mean. Who went and stole your heart before I even got my chance?"

"What does it matter to you?"

"Hermione! It matters the world! I want to know who I should go beat to a pulp, that's why!" Ron said, sneeringly.

"Ronald Weasley! I shall not—will not—tolerate this! Now don't you say another word. Go find yourself someone better fit, for I have long since gotten over you!" Hermione said fiercely, turning ever so slightly pink at the last part, as she stormed off.

"HERMIONE!!" Ron called after her.

What a bloody idiot I've been, He thought to himself. I wonder how long it has been since she 'got over me'?. I'm such a bloody idiot! Harry, of all people, should've told me she liked me! I would've told her right then and there! Why does everyone have to keep their feelings so locked up? Why do I have to be so bloody shy? Why do I have to be so bloody ignorant? WHY DIDN'T ANYONE TELL ME HERMIONE LIKED ME???? He thought as he slumped down in his chair.

I wonder who she likes...

-Me- Hehe, I'm soooo evil!! Oh, Well!! I WUBBLE toying with the characters emotions!! My goodness, I'm all worn out! I wonder why...

-Sarah- MMFF

-Carolyn- Erm, where's that fudge you made??

-Me- Oh, it's over on the—SARAH!! YOU ATE THE FUDGE!!

-Sarah- mmmnooooo'cuuorrfffsidinnnt...

-Carolyn- Waddid she say??

-Me- 'Nooo, of course i didn't'.

-Carolyn- Oh. Well, where is it then?

-Me- Hey, Ca. There's gullible written on the ceiling...

-Carolyn- Where??

-Me- Oh my gosh...would ya' look at the time??

-Sarah- swallows Your cooking is wonderful!

-Me- Oh, why thank y—heeyy!! I knew you ate that fudge! makes sarah cough it back up

- Sarah- chokes gasp

-Carolyn- Well, that's all for today, folks!!