Disclaimers: All canon works belong to their respected owners. All original material belongs to me, the authoress of this fanfiction one-shot series.
*.*.*
Welcome to the bunny take over series. This story is filled with one-shots, mainly focused as our favorite heroes and villains as rabbits and hares. It's going to be one wild, chaotic, cuteness overload tale. :)
I would like to thank Eldhoron for helping me with the title.
*.*.*
Introduction
The snow bristled fondly on little Blade. For a snowshoe hare, Blade was one sort of bunny that did not like to be taken seriously. Sure, he had his ups and downs, but nothing compared to the moment when he would become a full-fledged hare. In haste, he skipped and hopped this way and that, ducking under branches and skittering from one tree to the next.
There. The Burrow was present. Would he make it? Would he, without falling into the frozen lake… yes, he made it! He was home at long last with his fuzzy dwarf rabbit Mimsie and her three children.
"Mimsie," Blade said.
"Blade, there's been an assignment we have for you," Mimsie said, passing to him on the wooden table a folder. A rather thin folder.
"Why is it so thin?" Blade asked. "Wasn't I already assigned to a world?"
"Well, with the growing number of rabbits and hares dwelling throughout Middle-earth, your assignment is simple: to ruin the plot bunnies advances over the Shire, Bree, Rivendell, Lothlórien, Rohan, Gondor and Mordor. Retrieve these plot bunnies and I shall give you your next assignment. Only one last piece of advice: don't ruin the plot for our heroes. We don't need any more rabbit blood on our hands," Mimsie said.
"Or hares," said a Holland Lop rabbit named Trixie.
"Yes Trixie, I know,' Mimsie said. "I'll leave you two to talk."
"Blade, you're not seriously going to Middle-earth. That land is hostile environment for a rabbit," Trixie said. "You might not survive."
"I will, and I will return," Blade said.
"Oh, we're all going to Middle-earth," Mimsie said. She turned to Trixie, "Your sister is bidding the Fellowship farewell now."
"Isn't that place infested with lop-eared rabbits and hares?" one young bunny pointed out.
"Yes, it is," Mimsie said. She told Blade and Trixie, "We'll meet you there."
"Yes, I appreciate it," Blade said, heading towards the Burrow's entrance. He glanced over at Trixie, who wrapped her arms around him.
"What do you think will happen to us?" Trixie asked.
"Well, from Middle-earth's standards, anything can happen," Blade said. "And it will happen. I guarantee it."
End of Transmission. . .
*.*.*
Thanks for reading. :)