WARNING: THIS IS AN UTTERLY RANDOM STORY IF YOU ARE AGAINST RANDOMNESS BEWARE!

THIS STORY MAY CONTAINS TRACES OF:

Harry potter

miley cyrus

twilight

hannah montana

high school musical

wiggles

AND LARGE QUANTITIES OF:

BIEBER!

Beavers!

and awesome random stuff !

and this is my first fan fic soooo...

plz be nice ; )

here goes...

Edward and Bella walked into their new high school. All the other students were staring at them.

"Edward we just walked in the school and they already think were freaks" Bella finally said

"What did you expect we're newbies" Edward replied

"salutations!" said a nerdy looking boy

"Wha- uhhh Hi?" Bella said/questioned.

" I am Neville Longbottom"

"let me show you to the office wahee! wahoo! " said Neville

then Neville started skipping down the hall singing 'we're off to see the wizard'

then Bella asked a passing student "wasn't Neville in harry potter's year" and then the student said" ohhh he's not really Neville Longbottom

he just took way too much polyjuice potion 3 years ago and he got like, soo stressed out,yeah man that's when he started up on the wizard crack"

then adding a "yeah, ha that stuff can really mess you up"

"ok then " Edward said before whispering in Bella's ear

" remind me to skip potions class" making Bella laugh

"ok i guess we'd better find the office" said Bella.

They had to move to hogwartz because Alice had warned them that something was up in their homey little village just outside of forks

but she just wouldn't let them know what... yet ...

anways as Bella and Edawrd start walking to the office and on their way there...

"hey Edward there's a Musical with aduitions starting next wednesday"

"And they're looking for people to play part's of a vampire and vampire's wife"

said Bella noticing the poster stuck on the wall.

"I didn't think you were really a school musical kind of Girl!"

"what's that suppoesed to mean?"

"oh nothing ... ummm so I'm guessing that you want to audition?" said Edawrd

"no "

"ok, good for a second I thought that you were going to go all girly on me" Edward said feeliing rather relieved

" I think that WE should audition"

"What?" replied the rather confused Edward

"and what's wrong with me being girly every once in a while"

"I might like bieng girly sometimes, but I still and will always love vampires"