A/N this is a send up to chapter nine of my housemate's story reflecting pool, it's not too bad if you like bones so go check it out if you're interested! But this particular bit is mine. :D
Booth decided to go and break up the wedding riding a white horse into the church, everyone yelling "blaspheme" and "stinking swine" even though it's actually a herbivore and not a carnivore, well technically multivore because after all, pigs will eat anything including each other. Anyway back to the story, which is not cliché, coz we all know how Jack O'Neill feels about them, it was a horse of another color, which makes it more like the wizard of Oz, and less of a fairytale.
Anyway, Booth calls her up and agrees to meet kissing her so passionately that she passes out, in actual fact he probed her tonsils with his tongue and blocked off her windpipe, and she passed out. But for the purposes of romanticizing this already fictional life, she blacked out with utter pleasure.
So he carried her off on the horse, everyone cheered except for Damian who cried and disappeared in a puff of smoke, conveniently even though there is all these unresolved issues and he still has to get his stuff from Brennan's, nevertheless, he's never seen again.
Anyway back to the cheering, Angela and Hodgins, who had twins, a boy and a girl called Emily and David, cheered the loudest, and Daisy chased after them to get some of those fairy tale photos, but instead got ran over by a stolen car, government issue, yes Zac had escaped from prison for the big day, too bad he'll be going back after killing Daisy. Hit and runs don't go to well.
On the Brightside, Sweets can spend the next two years psycho analyzing himself over Daisy's death, since he won't have anyone else considering Booth and Bones will be busy making babies for many months, and Angela and Hodgins would be copying them.
After many years of his own therapy, Sweets is better and marries Cam and follows on in the other team mates lead making lots of babies and getting started on their happily NEVER after.
150 years later.
"Thanks for stealing me away, that wedding day" Brennan smiled to Booth's bones, which she kept on display in the kitchen cabinet.
THE END!
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