Alright! This is my first posted fic. I was a little wary of doing this one first since it's pure fluff, (well not pure exactly, maybe 73%) not to mention the fact that I feel weird knowing that it's possible for strangers all around the world to read this. This isn't even my best work , it's actually pretty spur of the moment and was caused because my friend has this list of different types of kisses and of course I had to make my own list in the form of a story (one of my fan girl quirks). Which led me to this moment in time.

Disclaimer: Are you saying Naruto isn't mine *face goes pale* ... but I thought we had a deal Kishimoto...

Warning: this is SasuNaru I am completely and utterly serious, this is YAOI people BELIEVE IT! Oh and their won't be any lemon in this story sorry fangirls (well actually...hmm...), this story may also include mild language

P.S. even though this is technically the first chapter it's more like a prologue

And we now present to you this paid presentation...

~Chapter 1~

Kiss on the nose - Your my cute little son

The small blond seven year old sat down at the kitchen table eating his dinner, a piece of rice sticking to his cheek, but he didn't seem to notice nor to be concentrating on his plate. Instead he appeared to be concentrating intently on the pair of adults kissing in front of him.

Minato broke the kiss and tapped his wife's shoulder slightly "I think we have an audience." he said his tone bemused.

Kushina turned to look at his son " It seems we do" she agreed, with a little laugh she motioned for Naruto to come over and the boy obeyed, getting off his chair with a little hop and walking over.

As the young boy reached his parents he cocked his head and looked up at them questioningly "Why do you guys always kiss so much? What's the point anyways?" he asked straight to the point. Kushina's eyes widened slightly and Minato tried to hide his laugh by coughing and then excusing himself, he'd leave this one to Kushina.

Kushina sighed at her husband's quick exit. Leave it to men to leave when it came to dealing with conversations that had anything to do with this kind of thing. She turned back to her son who was tugging on her shirt his eyebrows furrowed as he waited for his question to be answered.

She kneeled down so she was face to face with Naruto. Noticing the rice on his face she flicked it away "I'm sorry Naru, now tell me why you're asking such a question?" she asked as she smoothed down his messy blond hair.

Naruto put his hands on his hips. Recently he noticed that when he played around outside all he ever heard the girls at the park talking about was kissing other boys, he didn't see what the big deal was.

"What's the big deal with kissing huh?" Naruto asked forming the question out loud. His mother pondered this for a moment, she hadn't really expected to have this conversation so soon with her young boy but there was no time like the present she supposed.

"Well kissing is a way of expressing your feelings for another person." she said smiling at Naruto as his nose scrunched a little in confusion "Feelings?" he asked in that cute little voice of his.

Kushina nodded "That's right and there are all different types of kisses" she told him "like this kiss means…" she kissed Naruto's small nose "That you're my cute , adorable little son and I love you very much" then she started to tickle the sides of his stomach and he laughed.

"Um, but what about...this?" Naruto asked touching a finger to his lips and Kushina smiled once more. "You'll have to wait till you get older for that, that's the kind of kiss that you share with someone very important to you, someone you love a lot."

Naruto nodded finally starting to understand "Like you and daddy?" and his mother nodded as well " Yes like me and daddy" then she looked up at the clock " Whoops I should be getting ready to go" she said gathering her purse and jacket together.

Naruto watched her "Where are you going mommy?" still digging in her purse she told him "I'm going shopping with Mikoto, you remember her right, Sasuke's mother" Naruto made a face "she's too nice to be Sasuke's mom." he said and Kushina sighed "That's not a nice thing to say Naruto."

Her son's arms folded "Well it's true he's a meanie, he thinks he's so cool, and he calls me names too!" Naruto said in a huff.

His mother pinched his cheek affectionately "Sasuke may not be good at getting along with others , if you were nicer maybe you could get him to open up, and you two would become friends" Naruto listened as she said this but his frowned remained , why would he want to be friends with that jerk anyway?

Before he could say anything though there was a knock on the door and Kushina got up to answer it. Mikoto stepped inside the house giving her friend a kiss on the cheek and then bending down to give Naruto one as well. The little boy watched in amazement as they then started to chat cheerfully with each other.

Naruto interrupted their conversation by tugging on Mikoto's sleeve "Are we friends ? " he asked indicating to the cheek she had kissed. Mikoto smiled "Of course Naruto." she said giving him another peck on the cheek.

Both Kushina and Mikoto smiled as Naruto walked off appearing to be in deep thought.

It's short but this was intended to be a short fic, so it should be fine. It's the "prologue" anyway. But I kind of like the Mother/Son bonding moment and you know it's AUish since Naruto's and Sasuke's parents are alive.

Well let me go prepare for the next chapter... I'm starting to get nervous now...