He's out to get me, I know he is. Waiting me to slip up, I see his tricks! Nothing's gonna get by me this time, no, no, no! I know him. He wants to be Minister. Always thought it was tricky, him giving up the position. Who wouldn't want to be Minister of Magic?

But no, I know what he's playing at! He wants to show me as a fool, and enter the position as a hero! But I'm not playing this, no, no, no! I've got him right where he stands. I know He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named isn't back, he can't be!

He's got Harry Potter behind him, has he? Knows the whole Wizarding world loves the Chosen One? Well, if he's got an advertisement, so will I! You're not the only one with connections, you old bat! I've got them too!

[After Harry fought off the dementors]

Rita did better than I thought she would. Oh, yes...those headlines will bring him down! The Boy Who Lies? Dumbledore: Daft or Dangerous? I've got them lining the streets! They'll be mopping the floors of the Ministry when I'm done with them! Oh, no, no, no! Think he's fooling around with me? But I've got him right where I want him! Potter's done magic out of school, which means I'll have to expel him. That means that Dumbledore will lose his crony. Yes, yes, that's

right. What excuse will they have now? Dementors in Little Whinging? Ha! Even if they did, who would believe them? Why in the world would dementors be in Little Whinging! This will go off without a snag...

[After the trial]

How did he do it? How'd he get him free of all charges? This is insane! Don't they see his lies? Don't they see how he's trying to steal my post? I won't have it! What if he's making an army to storm the Ministry and take power? This is insane. I won't stand for it! I'll have Dolores go to the school. Dumbledore's looking for a Defense against the Dark Arts teacher, and if Dolores has that position, then she'll make sure they don't learn anything in the most politically correct way possible. That way, even if he makes an army, they won't know any useful spells! Ha! I've got him now!

[After the fight in the Ministry]

He's back! He's actually back! He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named is back! What will the people think? They'll think I knew all along and was just playing around with them! I'll be sacked! I'll lose my position, and I'll lose everything! There won't be a penny to my name! Even Umbridge's gone batty, talking about centaurs and losing her position. No! No, no, no, no, no, no, no...This can't be happening to me