Disclaimer: Sadly, I do not own Inuyasha, Rumiko Takashi (I think that's how it is spelled.) does. So don't sue me.

Kagome and Sango were the top students at Kitsune High School. The were popular and well liked. Everyone liked them. Well all except one of them.

Inuyasha.

He only hated two people. The first person was Kikyo. How could you explain someone who gloms onto one person and never gives up until she gets them into bed? Three words. A FUCKING WHORE!

The second person was Kagome. He liked her but would never tell her. And besides she always made him look like a god damn retard in front of all the other kids

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"Kagome, Inuyasha I need to speak with you after class." the teacher said

Kagome looked at Inuyasha, he had this smirk on his face and he looked Kagome in the eyes while mouthing the word 'Bitch'.

Kagome quick flicked him off, careful so that the teacher didn't notice her 'inappropriate behavior'.

'Bing. Bing. Bing.'

Kagome nervously walked up to Mr. Myoga's desk. She had never been asked to talk to a teacher after class, she never did anything wrong, she never cheated, swore in class, or misbehaved. But then she looked at Inuyasha, and he still had the smug smirk on his face.

'I bet he knows what's going on!' she thought angrily. 'I'll show him what a Miko in-training can do. Maybe I'll just purify some choice areas. I should rid the world of him by purifying every males love. The Family Jewels. Yes that will be very fun indeed!'

She walked side-by-side with Inuyasha until they reached the desk of Mr. Myoga.

"Ms. Higurashi, Mr. Nazuna, I have a problem with your two tests. It seems that one of you copied the other."

Kagome let out a gasp of surprise and went pale. She looked at Inuyasha, giving him the death glare.

He just looked at her and smiled. 'Keh, I'm going to blame it all on her. Then she won't be so special anymore.'

"What do you mean 'one copied the other'?! I've never cheated on a test! I have had no reason to ever cheat on a test! Even you know that Mr. Myoga!" She said turning red.

"I never said it was you Kagome, I just said that one of you cheated. Now if I don't hear an answer on who did it, then the both of you will have detention this Saturday."

They both pointed at each other and said either "It was HIM!" or "It was HER!"

Mr. Myoga sighed, he knew he wasn't going to get anywhere. "How about this, both of you will have clean up duty of this room for two weeks. This starts today after school. You are dismissed." he said while waving his hand to the door.

Kagome was madder than a hornet, but this hornet was close to tears as she stomped out. Inuyasha could hardly contain his laughter. His eyes were full of water, and his checks were turning a bright shade of red.

He finally let out his laughter when they were next to their lockers.

(* A/N: their lockers are next to each others!*)

"What the FUCK do you find so funny? I have swim practice everyday after school! The coach is going to fucking piss his pants from anger when he hears about this!" she yelled.

"Hey bitch! I have football practice too! Don't you think my coach is going to be pissed? And it ain't no pleasure to be stuck with a bitch who thinks she knows everything!"

"It's not my fault that you decided to cheat off of my test! And besides your coach doesn't care, he'll probably get you out of it anyways! You and Miroku are the 'Star Players'".

" Yeah you bet we are! And besides, what is so special about 'the swim team' anyways?"

"This school's swim team has not lost a meet since Sango and I took over! We even made it to STATE! So FUCK you INUYASHA!" she screamed at him.

She slammed her locker, and stomped off, not caring who heard her. After school she would do a miko trick for him. Hehehehe this will be good!

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Inuyasha walked to the cafeteria, looking for Miroku. 'Maybe he has some really good pranks that I can play on her, like-' his thoughts were cut off when he ran into Miroku.

"Oi, Miroku! Kami-sama! Your like a brick wall!" Inuyasha screamed.

"That's what I was going for, besides I have a question for you."

"Then ask it Miroku, I'm getting impatient here."

"What do you know about Kagome Higurashi, and Sango Hikarotsu?"

"I know that they are a couple of brainy bitches who are captain's of the girls swim team. And that they look really good in a swim suit. Why?"

"Well I want to ask Sango out, she is diffenetly my type."

"Go ahead, as long as it isn't Kagome, she is such a bitch! Hey Miroku, do you know of any good pranks?" he asked.

"Oh yeah! Who are you going to play them on? Wait don't answer that I already know that. Well, we could put glue on the seat of her desk. Or we could put stinky old fish in her locker. I have more but tell me what you want me to do."

"I want to make her pissed, and I mean pissed. Can you help me with that?"

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Kagome walked to her next class, thankfully she had it with Sango. Sango was her best friend in the whole entire school. She walked into the class room to find Sango in her normal desk talking to……

"Oi, Miroku?! This isn't your class! And stop flirting with Sango, you already know that she won't bear your child! And don't you try to even touch her ass!" Kagome screamed.

"I was just talking to her don't worry. So Sango I'll see you after class?" She was about to nod when she felt a lecher's hand grab at her butt.

"WHY YOU LECHER! DON'T YOU TOUCH ME AGAIN!" Sango screamed as she slapped Miroku across the face.

"MIROKU! I TOLD YOU NOT TO TOUCH HER! YOU FUCKING LECHER!" Kagome didn't slap Miroku, she kicked him in the groin, and hard.

Miroku was on the floor holding his nuts when the teacher walked in, she took one look at him, and smiled. She walked past him as if it happened every day, not even bothering to ask him what happened. Because she already knew.

Kagome and Sango took their seats, their faces still red with anger. Kagome took out a piece of paper jotted something down and gave it to Sango.

Sango took it out and read it, 'will you tell coach that for the next two weeks that I will be at least and hour and a half late?' she wrote something and quickly handed it back to Kagome. All it said was 'sure, why?' 'because Inuyasha and I have cleaning duty in Mr. Myoga's room. Don't ask why, I've had a bad day' she folded it up and gave it back to Sango.

She read it and nodded her head. Kagome mouthed the word 'Thank you" to her friend.

The class went by and the bell finally rang. Kagome headed straight to Mr. Myoga's room. When she reached to room she was surprised to find that Inuyasha was already there.

"Ok you two, you need to sweep the floor, put the chairs up, wash the chalk board, put all the books back on the shelf, and throw out the garbage. After that come see me in my office." When they nodded he left.

They didn't say anything to each other the whole time, but they would sneak peeks of each other when the other wasn't looking.

Tuesday

Kagome walked up to her locker, and quickly did her combo, she had to hurry or she would be late for class. As soon as she opened her locker, a pail of slop that was rigged to her locker fell all over her. She didn't even have to read the little note that hung in her locker, 'cause she already knew who it was.

She took a deep breath, then "IINNNUUUYYYAAASSSHHHAAA! I'M GOING TO GET YOU!"

All the way across the school grounds Inuyasha heard her, and gave Miroku a high-five.

"Dude it's going to be soo fun to she what she looks like when we get to class!" Inuyasha laughed.

Little did they know that Kagome and Sango were already planning a prank on them. A terrible yet funny one.

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