(Originally Published: 30th December 2011)

Note (23/07/2013): Welcome to a collection of about twelve One-Shots featuring different genres (i.e. romance, humour, friendship) and characters. They were formerly single standing One-Shots before I discarded them in shame. So now I'm reposting them as a One-Shot collection, fully edited. Please enjoy. ^^ :D

Note (21/07/2014): Re-editing the edited. I noticed a few hiccups in this and I'm perfecting the scene to the best of my abilities! I will be reposting and adding a few more chapters to this to make it up to twelve One-Shots as promised before! ^^ :D

Original Full Summary- "In case the moronic brain you possess wasn't listening, I recall Rukia saying it was a joke." Uryu states in a matter of fact tone. "Rukia wouldn't go so far as to tell me she's pregnant as a joke!" Ichigo freaks out, in a lowly corner Rukia weeps, Orihime joins her and Chad just stands there wondering when he should stop the argument between Uryu and Ichigo. Story Edited.

Original Author's Note- This is my first time attempting a crack fic so I give my permission to critics, peeps who want to review for the heck of it or those who want to offer praise! Please read and enjoy!

Disclaimer- I don't own Bleach

Tears for Chappy – Written by 10ShizukaYuukiMistress10

He couldn't take his eyes off her which caught the attention of Orihime.

"I-Ichigo... " He turned away, unable to even communicate. "...Ichigo, I'm sure it's not your fault... I-I mean Rukia is just a little surprised, that's all..." Orihime looked at her friend whose face was buried in her lap. She wanted to add that it wasn't only Rukia who was surprised.

"Why doesn't anyone listen to my reasoning?" Uryu said, irritated. He reached out for the door handle. He didn't appreciate being in the same room as his so-called friends who weren't even acknowledging him anymore.

"I bet she's laughing at your indolence towards the situation," With that he adjusted the angle of his glasses. "...Rukia, why don't you have your say? I recall you telling us it was a joke."

The only response he received was more whimpering.

"Oh yeah? Then can you explain to me why she is crying over there?"

"Naive as ever, I see, Ichigo. Isn't it obvious that she's faking?" Ichigo looked over at Rukia who was whimpering even louder and still refusing to make eye contact with him.

Orihime softly nudged Rukia, and while doing so an object rolled onto the ground from Rukia's tightly clenched fists.

"Whaaaa?" They all stare wide-eyed. Even Uryu was dazed.

"A Chappy... toy?" Chad said tonelessly, breaking the tense silence which had invaded Ichigo's room.

"...The hell?..." Ichigo began, still staring at the object lying in the center of his room. "Its head is broken off..."

Huge springs oddly hung out of its left eyeball and neck.

The room fell silent again and all eyes fell on Rukia. She made a muffled sniffling sound before looking up with an innocent expression.

"It was Ichigo! He sat on Chappy and now he's broken!" It had been a gift from Kisuke Urahara which Rukia wanted to add to her Chappy merchandise collection.

Earlier that day Ichigo had arrived in his room after eliminating a few hollows.

It had been quite rough out there considering the awful weather.

All he had wanted to do was to relax in the comforting luxuries of his room, and what did he get instead? First Rukia had told him that he was a slacker, and that it didn't take fifteen minutes to kill a few small fries. Then she had ranted on and on about something to do with her kindhearted nii-san, Byakuya, back in the Soul society.

Ichigo couldn't take it anymore, so he had sat down in his chair, not knowing the consequences behind the simple action. A sickening crunch had sounded and at the realisation of the situation, Rukia had started screaming her head off.

When she finally cooled down, she had confessed to Ichigo that she was pregnant and hadn't mentioned it being a joke whatsoever afterwards. That was what had really happened.

All eyes turned to Ichigo. "You broke Chappy?" Uryu questioned, astonished.

"Well, kinda... but that's not the problem here—"

"It's okay Ichigo. We all already know that you've got an insecurity problem with Chappy." Chad patted Ichigo's shoulder sympathetically.

The orange-haired teen felt betrayed. He couldn't believe that his own friends had come up with such a resolve.

"You've got it all wrong—"

Orihime suddenly stepped forward, and shaking her head, she said sadly, "...N-No, Ichigo. I can see it in your eyes. You don't need to lie to us." Orihime then brought her finger up and looked upwards as if an invisible bulb had lit up above her head.

"Did you know, that when I was six, me and my brother baked these delicious bunny cupcakes although I added extra peanut butter and chocolate syrup. Come to think of it, they looked a lot like Cha—"

"Don't say the 'C' word around Ichigo, remember." Uryu smirked. He liked the idea of teasing Ichigo even though he knew full well that their accusation about his insecurity wasn't true.

Next Rukia stood up and stepped forward. Ichigo didn't see it coming and stood defenceless like a newborn baby exposed to danger.

WHACK!

Rukia's palm connected with Ichigo's cheek. "Fool! I'm not pregnant! It was a joke! You should listen to Uryu more, moron!"

"Can soul reapers get pregnant?"

WHACK!

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