A/N: Hey everyone! I got this idea, and I just had to do it, my own stupidity astounds me sometimes. Lol. This is a knock off of the brother chaps crack stuntman video. www (dot) homestarrunner (dot) com/2manyknives (dot) html , just copy and paste, and replace the (dot)s with periods.

Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto, or homestarrunner, just a crazy-weird imagination! ( 9.50 at target! They're half price, get em while you can!)

Iruka looked at the kids, and said, "We have a visitor today, to talk about spring break safety." And he opened the door. Baaad Idea Iruka, very, very, bad.

Guy bounded into the room, followed by Tenten, Lee and Neji. The latter three were carrying equipment, and Tenten asked,

"Guy sensei what are we-" but Guy cut her off, signaling for her to help set up. They gave guy a microphone, looking very confused. "Maito Guy here with an important message about spring break!" Yelled Guy energetically, The academy kids looked at him like he was an idiot. Tenten reluctantly pressed play on the speakers, and a beat began to pulse around the room, guy began to sing,

"Well you're a rich kid, living in the suburbs,

And there's not a whole lot to do.

You stroll into the kitchen and what do you find?

A bunch of knives cold staring at you. So,

Kids, don't play with too many knives.

C'mon, c'mon.

Guy Sensei is gonna save some lives.

Awwwwwww..."

The academy kids were staring at him, just gaping, at his stupidity. Tenten was blushing crimson, mortified, Iruka was quietly banging his head on his desk, and Neji was twitching.

And Lee, you ask? He was up there, dancing and singing along with Guy,

"It's spring break,

Girlies running wild,

Jet to the beach wearin' the freshest styles,

Meet a bunch of kids from the sand village!

Beach volleyball slammajamma!

Putt-putt, go carts, bungee-jumpin'!

Guy sensei keeps the bass bumpin'!

He and Lee were somehow wearing heavy gold necklaces, baseball hats, and dark sunglasses, doing a sucky hiphop dance,

" Poo-ha-huh-ha-huh

Poo-ha-huh-ha-huh.

Poo-ha-huh-ha-huh,

Poo-ha-huh-ha-huh.

Poo-ha-huh-ha-huh,
Poo-ha-huh-ha-huh.

Poo-poo-ha-ha-ha-ha-huh-ha-huh.

Holler for a dollar!

Shout for some clout!

Somebody say holler for a dollar!

Let's turn this party out!

Bonfire on the beach and people start to dance,

Find a fly girlie for some beach romance.

But then a fresh honey comes walkin' by,

How can a man choose between fresh and fly?

And believe me, there IS a difference!

Throw your hands in the air for some high-fives, and—

—kids, don't play wit' too many knives.

And I am out!" they finish, in a gangsta' pose. Neji is in the fetal position, and Tenten is rocking back and forth, cradling her head, eyes, and ears. Iruka managed to break his desk, and took up Neji's job of twitching. The kids were staring, and then erupted into laughter,

"Ahh, the youth of laughter! Come my youthful aprentess! We must go!" and they ran off into the fake sunset, guy managing to scream, "My eternal rival Kakashi shall never give a better spring break safety lesson!" before he ran into it, knocking himself out, Lee following suit.

A/N: Well, what'd'ya think? Good? Bad? Sucky? Awesome? Tell me in a review! Flamers will be thanked, cussed at, and badmouthed to everyone I know. Thanks for reading!

-PugLuva