"Bounce"
Ok, so you know, Juan loves Wanda, Wanda loves Cosmo and Juan, Cosmo loves every girl that was born. It's all downhill, because Wanda and Cosmo are married of course. It's also downhill because I feel like I am gonna puke because I haven't had any breakfast.
Well anyways, Cosmo decided that he would go search the internet one day. He went to Timmy's computer, sat down, and stared in amazement at the thing. He opened up all the programs installed until he finally found the internet.
The browser's home page opened. It was (it's not a real site, so don't even try going there.) It was a search engine like Yahoo. Cosmo typed 'Wanda' into the engine and it searched ……. And searched.
The results came. There was pictures and pictures and pictures. Mostly of Wanda. Naked. In the nude. Flashing the public. Cosmo screamed.
"Wandaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!"
"Yes Cosmo?" Wanda asked innocently.
"What – is – this – on – here – of – you – nudey – like – naked – man!" Cosmo asked Wanda's brain and Wanda.
"That isn't me….that's my evil twin sister Conga!" Wanda yelled.
"What? You – never – told – me – you – had – any – family."
"I do have family. How do you think I was born?"
"You – came – from – above – you – appeared – on – this – world."
"Whatever Cosmo"
"Bouncey – bouncey – bouncey!" Cosmo said in a childish voice.
Wanda was afraid that Juan would see the pictures, and not like her anymore. Those pictures were actually her, not no Conga or Snake. She posed for those back 45, 000 years ago when she was going through her 'i'm sexy' stage.
Cosmo didn't know what to think – except a marathon of elevator music in his head. Like a radio station of only elevator music.
He went blank, the whole world went blank until the next adventure of Cosmo and Wanda was up.
Now I am gonna go eat breakfast.