A/N This is Drunken Madness's Emily posting a solo project of mine that I've had in the closest for the longest time… I've finally finished torturing the characters and here it is…by the way I don't own Naruto Blanket disclaimer…enjoy

/Thoughts/

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(The Point of View of the character mentioned in brackets)

Team 7…DRUNK?

Chapter One

(Sasuke)

/Cold/

That was the first thought that Sasuke registered after struggling through the layers of his consciousness.

/What the hell happened to me?/

He looked across to see Kakashi and Sakura flat on their backs…snoring

And Naruto…

/Do I even want to know?/ Sasuke though in exasperation.

Jaws Music

He slowly turned his head to the other side to find a rather serious looking Naruto standing over him.

/What in the hell happened?!?"/

Naruto seemed to read his mind and stated, "You got drunk…"

WHAT!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

Thump

(Sasuke just fainted)

(Naruto)

Naruto sighed in exasperation.

/Oh well, so much for teasing mister-stick-up-his-butt/

Naruto grinned in anticipation…

/Hey that doesn't mean I can't have some fun/…Insert evil Naruto laugh

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Holds up a sign saying "Oh No"

That's right. Naruto is the only ninja in the vicinity that is not drunk/hung-over. Be afraid, be very afraid!