Yeah, me again. This little thing is called a fun little word: experiment. In this "experiment" type of thing, you read this, and then you tell me if it sucks, what sucks about it, or if you like it. Please tell the truth, I don't get offended easily.
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10 Things You Probably Did Not Know About Snake:
1. He was offered a job by MI6, but refused because he knew that Fox wanted it much more. He also knew that Cub probably had something to do with MI6, and although he wasn't as mean as Wolf, Snake did not like the kid being at Brecon Beacons.
2. He knew all of his unit's secrets. Wolf had no brains, two girlfriends, and his favorite movie was Finding Nemo. It surprised him too. Eagle didn't like to be serious, was an obsessive chocolate hog, and painted his toenails pink. Fox was a part of the Harry Potter fan club. And Cub, well, Cub worked for MI6.
3. He never understood why his code-name was Snake.
4. His parents died when he was four. He wasn't, however, sent to the orphanage. He was sent to live with his perfectly normal grandparents and had a (almost) perfectly normal childhood. Those rumors about abusive guardians were just that. Rumors.
5. He wet the bed until he was 12.
6. Snake went into the SAS because he felt like he had to prove himself. He'd grown up this wussy, sensitive orphan who failed P.E. because he said his arms weren't strong enough to climb the rope. In truth, he was deathly afraid of heights. After all, his parents had fallen off a cliff.
7. He had tried cutting himself once. It hurt like hell.
8. He always admired Superman's friends more than Superman. They had to deal with always coming second to him, always waiting on him while he was saving the world. Snake wasn't that patient.
9. He never got a cell phone. Ever.
10. He was organized once. Then he realized how utterly pointless it was. Really, organizing something disorganized just so that it could become disorganized again. Completely pointless. And confusing.
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You know what to do. Remember, reviews make the microwave go ding.