Oh my god I'm gay!
Tails woke up to the smell of bacon. When he got down stairs he realized he had no clothes on. "AHHHHHHHHHHH!" Screamed Rouge one of Tails house mates. Rouge was known for her beauty and large breast and butt. "Why the hell are you naked?!" She yelled at the confused eighteen years old. "Jeez! I'm sorry I forgot my clothes! Your friggen twenty four! You should be used to naked men!" He laughed. He went back upstairs and put his clothes on. Rouge settled down and went back to cooking. When breakfast was ready a speedy blue Hedge hog rushed into the kitchen. This blue blur was Sonic another one of Tails house mates. "Hey Rouge! Hey this actually tastes good! FOR ONCE!" The idiotic hedgehog joked. "Hey Sonic, dodge this!" She said while quickly smacking him in the back of the head. As Rouge continued cleaning her mind couldn't help but wander off to Tails naked form.
She began to feel moist in between her legs and wanted to touch herself but knew it would be wrong. 'He's so sexy! I never knew he was that big or that chiseled! Damn he's fine!' She thought as the moisture grew more and more. "Hey Rouge, where is Tails?" Sonic snapped her out of her erotic fantasies. "Huh? Oh he's up stairs because he needed to put some clothes on." She replied. "WHAT?! Wait don't tell me I um interrupted something?!" Sonic said with a smile. Rouge shook her head no. Tails was still up stairs looking out the window. He saw their neighbor Sally –a total whore! – looking out her window too.
She saw him and decided to do a little strip show. Tails thought she was one of the hottest girls ever (besides Rouge) and it would be a privilege to see her naked. She took off her shirt and her pants and began dancing around. Tails was waiting for his "sap" to "rise" but it didn't so he waited. She began taking her bra off and revealing her boobs. When she finally did Tails kept waiting for his "Christmas tree" to "light up" but it still didn't. Sally was now completely naked and was touching herself. Tails mind was sp turned on but his body wasn't. It scared the crap out of him. "Oh my god! I'm gay!!!" He yelled in his mind.
He ran down stairs and started crying. He tripped over a chair and his head landed in Sonics lap. "AHHHHH!" Was what Sonic yelled and he pushed Tails off of him. Tails kept crying until Rouge couldn't take it any more so she smacked him. "SHUT UP! Now what's wrong honey?" She yelled compassionately. He told her about what had happened to him with Sally and as disgusted as she was she listened. "Tails its normal for a man to "dysfunction". Plus it's early and your body is tired so don't worry! You're not gay!" She explained but Tails wouldn't believe her.
"Oh Rouge let him believe he's gay! Shoot I think he's gay too! I mean he hasn't flirted or touched you ever since you guys me!" Sonic said chuckling. "Then Sonic your gay too!" Rouge yelled. Sonic slid down deeper into his chair and was quiet. "Now Tails, me and Sonic are going to do a test to see if your gay or straight. So don't worry!" Rouge tried to cheer him up. It worked a little until Sonic said "Hell no!". Rouge glared at him and he agreed to do it. Rouge explained the plan and started gathering the stuff they needed. This was going to be fun she thought to herself…