So this just popped into my head while watching a Naruto Caramelldansen video on YouTube. If you want to see it the one I watched is by Lin ku.
Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto or Caramelldansen. I'm just borrowing them for now.
"Sakura-chan! Hey, Sakura-chan!" Naruto called, catching up with his teammate.
Sakura, Naruto and Sai were coming back from an uneventful escort mission. Well, almost uneventful. On the journey Naruto had picked up a strange device at one of the whole-in- the-wall shops they had passed. Since then he had been glued to the device, occasionally giggling or grinning. This had been the first time he had willingly initiated communication for several days.
"What is it Naruto?" she asked.
The blonde ninja held up the device and pointed at.
"You have got to see this! It is so…heck I don't even know what it is, you just gotta watch it!"
"No, thanks."
"Please Sakura-chan? Please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please!"
Sakura finally cracked. "Shut up Naruto!"
"Please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please."
"Damn it. Fine. I will watch whatever it is. Just stop it!"
"Yes!"
Naruto unplugged the headphones from the device and turned the screen so Sakura could see it. Then he clicked on what looked like a video. A blue screen with the words Caramell appeared as upbeat music began to play.
"What is this?" Sakura asked.
"Caramelldansen."
Three minutes later
"Caramelldansen!" The two ninjas sang off key, big grins stretched across their faces.
Sai looked up, the shout having disturbed him from reading his book. What he found was his two teammates dancing…at least he thought it was dancing. Each had their hands near their head in such a fashion that it seemed they had ears. Then Naruto hit a button on the device he had been engrossed in and music began to play. Now his teammates were dramatically swinging their hips and alternating between opening and closing their hands to the beat of the music. Both had their eyes closed, oblivious to how unusual they were acting. Well, how unusual Sakura was acting, he was pretty used to Naruto's particular brand of idiocy.
"What are you two doing?" he inquired, putting his book away.
"Caramelldansen!" Sakura answered, "You should try it Sai, its really fun!"
Sai considered it. He shrugged his shoulders, "Why not?"
"Haha. Turn it up Naruto!" Sakura laughed.
"Hell yeah! Dattebyo!" Naruto responded, turning the music up to as loud as the poor abused device would allow.
A mile or two away
"What is that noise?" Sasuke thought to himself.
"Sasuke-kun!" Karin yelled.
Taking the easy way out, Sasuke decided that he would rather investigate the music than deal with Karin at the moment. When Sasuke found the source of the music he was speechless.
"What the hell!"
Or not.
There in the middle of the road were his two former teammates, doing some weird sort of dance with the guy that, if memory served correct, was supposed to be his replacement. Wait…a replacement? Although the he had already known, the idea of being replaced only just hit Sasuke. He decided he didn't much like being replaced. It was for that reason that Sasuke emerged from the trees he was hiding from and joined the group, knocking his inadequate replacement out of the way.
Naruto and Sakura spared him a glance, not even stopping their odd dance, before accepting him back into the group.
"Odd, I was expecting something more dramatic." He thought to himself.
Sai appeared on the other side of the group, trying to rejoin the dance. From opposite sides of the dancing cluster Sai and Sasuke jostled for the right to be in the group. The result was one Sakura squished between Naruto and Sasuke.
"Cut it out!" she snapped, hitting both of the black haired boys on the head.
Sasuke rubbed his head and looked to his rival. "She always this voiolent?"
"Heh, you have no idea Teme."
Suddenly there was a bump on Naruto's head, courtesy of one kunoichi.
"What was that Naruto?"
"Nothing, Sakura-chan." Naruto laughed/cried.
"Good. Now back to more important matters." She said.
Somehow all four managed to fit on the path and dance together.
Sometime later Kakashi walked down the path this team was on. The Hokage had been worried about them because they had yet to report in and sent out a small search party. Once Kakashi found the four he only stared. Finally he spoke into his earpiece.
"I found them. However Sasuke is with them, and they all seem to be under some strange genjutsu. "
"Hey Kaka-sensei! Come dance with us!" Naruto yelled.
"I think I'm going to need back up." Kakashi muttered.
Hope you liked it! If you want more silliness the next chapter is the same basic nonexistent storyline, but with a lot of fourth wall breaking and general randomness.