Why Orochimaru is evil
(My story is set before Tsunade becomes a medic, Orochimaru isn't evil and Jiraya isn't a perv)
One sunny day Orochimaru was walking along the streets of Kohona (I think I spelt that right) when his teamates Tsunade and Jiraya ran up behind him.
"Hi Orochi", they said.
"Hey" he replied coolly (a bit like sasGAY)
All of a sudden Jiraya said something very random. "Orochimaru, your tongue looks weird"
Orochimaru stopped walking. (Oh no this will be bad)
"Are you insulting my tongue?!?" Orochimaru cried with anime tears flowing down his face (how creepy, orochimaru acting like rock lee).
"Umm yes?"
"Waaaaa!! I'm going to become evil and destroy you all for insulting my precious tongue!!" He screamed running out of Kohona (and tripping along the way)
"I'm going to become a medic to help fix Orochimaru's weird tongue" Tsunade said with fire in her eyes.
"Well what am I going to then?" Jiraya yelled to no one imparticular
Jiraya thought long and hard when suddenly his eyes lit up.
"I KNOW! I'll write a book…but what will it be about?"
At that very moment a Swedish bikini team walked down the streets in very skimpy outfits.
END
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