Chapter 1: A whole new Crash
(Disclaimer! I own nothing of Crash Bandicoot!)
There was a car chase happening in the city.
Some thugs were on the way to steal some technology from a top secret lab.
"We're losing them!" said one of the passengers.
"Excellent," said their leader.
They made it inside the lab.
"Get the tools," said the leader, "Dr. Cortex will be most pleased when he has these."
One of the thugs got out some kind of weapon to blast the doors down.
"Load it up," said the leader.
They thought they were alone. But they weren't.
Someone with a mask and an orange hoodie was watching them.
"Sup guys?" he asked.
They turned around and saw him.
"SO I hear you're getting some technology to save the world," said the masked boy.
"Uh…. Yeah, yeah," said one of the thugs.
"Wait a minute.." he said, "You aren't Power-Man and Captain Falcon. I can tell, the girl gives it away."
"Waste this fool!" said the leader.
The thugs tried attacking him and he avoided the attacks.
He jumped over one of them and did a flip showing off.
Two of them grabbed him by the legs.
"Big mistake," said the masked boy.
He did his trademark spin attack to get them off.
People were outside the building and heard a bunch of punches and kicks.
Policemen were keeping them away from the crime scene.
The doors started to open and the masked boy was successful in stopping the robbery.
"Someone call in an order for some thugs?" he asked.
The audience cheered for him.
"Just call me Crash Bandicoot!" said Crash, "Everybody wants Kung fu fightin'. The chicks was fast as…."
"Crash!" said Coco, "Crash wake up!"
Crash started to wake up and realize it was just a dream.
"Aw man, and it felt so real!" he said.
"Um Bro…." said Coco.
She pointed at a mirror. Crash realized he was naked.
"Shit," he said.
"I'm just gonna…. Excuse me," said Coco as she left.
Crash put on some underwear and then got his headphones playing some music.
Two Princes by Spin Doctors
One, two princes kneel before you
That what I said now
Princes, princes who adore you
Just go ahead now
One has diamonds in his pockets
That's some bread, now
This one said he wants to buy you rockets
Ain't in his head, now
Crash looked around for his orange hoodie.
"Found it!" he said as he put it on.
He started walking around the campus of Echo Creek University.
As he walked around he greeted some of his friends and acquaintances.
This one he got a princely racket Marry him, marry me
That's what I said now
Got some Big Seal upon his jacket
Ain't in his head now
You marry him, your father will condone you
How 'bout that now
You marry me, your father will disown you
He'll eat his hat, now
I'm the one that loved you baby can't you see?
Ain't got no future or family tree
But I know what a prince and lover ought to be
I know what a prince and lover ought be
Crash went to his locker and saw a picture of his crush, Tawna.
"You got this boy," said Crash, "You got this."
He hopped up and down to get himself popping.
Today was the day that he was gonna confess his love for Tawna.
Said if you want to call me baby Said one, two princes kneel before you Marry him, marry me
Just go ahead now
And if you like to tell me maybe
Just go ahead now
And if you wanted to buy me flowers
Just go ahead now
And if you like to talk for hours
Just go ahead now
That what I said now
Princes, princes who adore you
Just go ahead now
One has diamonds in his pockets
That's some bread, now
This one said he wants to buy you rockets
Ain't in his head, now
I'm the one that loved you baby can't you see?
Ain't got no future or family tree
But I know what a prince and lover ought to be
I know what a prince and lover ought be
He rushed to his first class and arrived just before the bell rang.
"Made it!" he said.
Said if you want to call me baby
Just go ahead now
And if you like to tell me maybe
Just go ahead now
And if you wanted to buy me flowers
Just go ahead now
And if you like to talk for hours
Just go ahead now
And if you want to call me baby
Just go ahead now
And if you like to tell me maybe
Just go ahead now
And if you like to buy me flowers
Just go ahead now
And if you like to talk for hours
Just go ahead now
If you want to call me baby
Just go ahead now
And if you like to tell me maybe
Just go ahead now
If you want to buy me flowers
Just go ahead now
And if you like to talk for hours
Just go ahead now
Oh Baby!
Just go ahead now
Oh!
Just just go ahead now
Oh, your majesty!
Just go ahead now
Come on forget the King who... marry me!
Just go ahead now
Come on, come on, come on
Just go ahead now
Go ahead now
Just go ahead now, [etc.]
"Hey man!" said Marco.
"Marco Diaz," said Crash, "How's life?"
"Pretty good," said Marco, "Aside from my parents spreading the word that I'm marrying a princess from another dimension."
"I'm real happy for you man," said Crash, "Today's gonna be a rad day for me though."
"Why's that?" asked Marco.
"You know that one blonde haired girl that I've been hanging around?" asked Crash.
"You mean Tawna?" asked Marco.
"That's the one," said Crash, "Today I'm gonna confess to her."
"Well I wish you the best of luck," said Marco.
Class ended and Crash was walking around the lockers.
"Good old Tawna," he said, "That blonde hair, that gorgeous smile, and her carefree attitude is such a great combo!"
He saw Tawna walk by.
"Did we see that top before?" he asked one of his classmates.
"Yeah, but not with that skirt," said the classmate, "But she'd probably stop staring before it gets weird."
"Too late," said someone.
It was Crash's rival Spyro.
"You guys are dorks," he said.
Meanwhile his sister was doing some kind of experiment for her science class.
"A few more do dads here and there, and it should be good to go," she said.
"Coco, is that you?" asked someone.
Coco turned around and saw a familiar face.
"Jackie?" asked Coco.
It was Jackie Lynn Thomas.
"Hey girl," said Jackie, "How's it been?"
"Pretty good so far," said Coco, "I take it you're enrolled here at Echo Creek University."
"That's right," said Jackie.
She noticed Crash talking with some students.
"Isn't that your brother?" asked Jackie, "He seems cute. What's his name?"
"Crash is his name, and apparently trying to act cool is his game," said Coco.
"He seems cute," said Jackie.
"Glad to know," said Coco.
"Well guys, I gotta go," said Crash, "Got some prepping to do to ask a girl to the upcoming homecoming dance."
"Go get em boy," said one of his friends.
He got on his skateboard and started heading to his dorm.
Paradise by Coldplay
Crash: When she was just a girl When she was just a girl
She expected the world
But it flew away from her reach so
She ran away in her sleep
And dreamed of
Para-para-paradise, Para-para-paradise, Para-para-paradise
Every time she closed her eyes
She expected the world
But it flew away from her reach
And the bullets catch in her teeth
Life goes on, it gets so heavy
The wheel breaks the butterfly
Crash was having memories of his first adventure and how he saved Tawna from the clutches of the evil Neo Cortex.
Every tear a waterfall And dreams of
In the night the stormy night she'll close her eyes
In the night the stormy night away she'd fly
Para-para-paradise
Para-para-paradise
Para-para-paradise
Oh oh oh oh oh oh-oh-oh
She'd dream of
Para-para-paradise
Para-para-paradise
Para-para-paradise
Oh oh oh oh oh oh-oh-oh-oh
He counted down to the days where he would finally confess to Tawna and ask her to the dance. This could be This could be This could be
Lalalalalalalalalalala
And so lying underneath those stormy skies
She'd say, "oh, ohohohoh I know the sun must set to rise"
Para-para-paradise
Para-para-paradise
Para-para-paradise
Oh oh oh oh oh oh-oh-oh
Para-para-paradise
Para-para-paradise
Para-para-paradise
Oh oh oh oh oh oh-oh-oh
Para-para-paradise
Para-para-paradise
Para-para-paradise
Oh oh oh oh oh oh-oh-oh