Disclaimer: I don't own Star Wars. Or Siri. Sadly. Even though she's my alter-ego.
The blond girl looked at her friend.
"So tell me about it." she said, walking in front of him. He smiled at her.
"I have no idea what you mean," he said with a wink. Siri put her arms crossed her chest.
"You know, Garen said now that the Jedi changed the love code, you have been seeing a bimbo," she said walking backwards.
"She's not a bimbo."
"Ha, so you are seeing someone." She pointed a slim finger at him.
"Why do you care? It's not like you're jealous of her- are you?"
"Don't flatter yourself."
"Well you should be jealous," he said, flashing her a smile.
"Give me one good reason," she said.
"Well..." He looked like he was deep in thought, trying to pick a reason. Siri smiled. Give it up. I win, she thought.
"She's every thing you're not and wish you could be." Siri stopped and Obi-wan passed her.
"Well, I have been seeing someone too," she said.
"Who?"
THINK FAST SIRI!! her mind yelled. "Bruck!" What!? Anyone but him!
"Ohh."
"Now who's jealous?"
"So you were jealous."
"I never said that, don't put words in my mouth, Kenobi!' He looked at the blond jedi. He felt his heart beat faster. He knew she lied about Bruck.
"So tell me about that bimbo!" Siri said.
"First, her name is Cerasi."
"I like Bimbo better."
"Oh, SHUT UP!"
"I'm capable of keeping my mouth shut, I just don't want to," Siri teased. That was her famous line. She first said it to him when they wore on a mission, trapped in side a school, doing dishes because of her big mouth. Obi-wan let out a huge sigh.
"Soo have you hugged, kissed, slept with her?"
"Why should I tell you?"
Siri playfully slapped Obi-wan. "Cause I'm your bff, silly," she said sarcastically.
"Oh, I forgot." He said rolling his eyes. Obi-wan pushed open the doors to the spar room.
"Do you want to spar and shut up or spar and shut up?" Obi-wan asked.
"How about spar and you answer questions about Bimbo."
"Can you drop it?"
"No, not really."
"Ok, you really want to know?"
"Yes!"
"Sit down, I'll tell you." Obi-wan sat on the ground, Siri sat a cross from him.
"Tell me."
"Ok, I heard Cerasi came to Coruscant, and we were friends from the mission when I left the jedi. Well, I found out where she was staying, then we started hanging, then going out and all."
"I have one question."
"Yeah." Siri leaned in closer to obi-wan.
"Who's a better kisser?" She asked as she put her lips to his, then she pulled a way.
"The answer is easy."
"Who,"
"I'm not telling."
"OBI-WAN!" He got up, and put his hand out to help Siri up, she put her hand in his and let him help her.
"Tell me!" Siri whined.
"No, thanks."
"Ugh! I hate you sometimes."
"Now, now, Siri, anger leads to the dark side."
"So does dating a bimbo."
Obi-wan ran a hand though his hair. "You're impossible, and you have a huge attitude."
"Now you're pushing it." Siri pushed her finger against his chest. Obi-wan just laughed.
"I'm only here to push your buttons." He turned and started walking out of the room before Siri killed him. He turned to face her.
"You, by a long shot." Then he walked out the door. Half way down the hall he thought he heard Siri yell, "HAH! TAKE THAT BIMBO!" which made him laugh and think,
Women.