Author's Note: I'm not the actual author of this story, neither do I know who originally wrote it. But the site where you could once find this is gone, and I for one, do not feel like this should ever disappear. Fortunately, I found I had a copy of this, and I've decided to upload it here so that people who remember this story can come here and read it. Please enjoy. If anyone knows who originally wrote this, please let me know in review and I will be sure to credit them for creating this piece of gold.
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Rand: Is everyone here? Okay, good. Now, here is my plan. No big words or anything, so I don't confuse anyone.
*Glances at Nynaeve*
Nynaeve: What?
Rand: Nothing… ok now for my plan. To put it simple, I'm going to take over the world.
Elayne: Rand Al'Thor that is the…
Rand: Will you just shut your hole for five minutes? If you can't do that, try two 'cause you're annoying the shit out of me… and I'm not done.
*Everyone sits in silence*
Rand: Now… anyone who gets in my way, talks to me like they know more then me, or generally pisses me off, I'm gonna kill, cause frankly I don't have time for it and I'm just sick of it.
Tolvar: I think this is a stupid plan.
Rand: And you are?
Tolvar: I um, hang out at the Blacktower.
*Rand shoots balefire at Tolvar killing him*
*Rand looks around at everyone*
Rand: See?
Beldeine: You should not use Balefire it…
*Rand shoots Balefire at Beldeine killing her*
Rand: Any questions?
*long pause*
Rand: Good.
Rand: I'm a busy man I have shit to do. Don't do anything stupid while I'm gone. I shouldn't be long. Hey Mat, you want to come along with me? I'm going on over to Seanchan to take them over real quick like.
Mat: Rand, you don't know how in I am.
*Rand channels a gateway and jumps through. Mat jumps through behind him*