Disclaimer: I doesn't not don't own all the things I don't own nohow! Like this thing I don't owen which are dragon ballz.
This are being a dran ballz fanfic about the roar of eternity. It's a story that goes like this: One day frieza blew up porunga for not making him immortatl. So porugna roared. And since porunga is an eternal dragon, his roar was also eternal. So it was happening in all times ever cuz it was eternal and that's the defonition of eternal. This eternal roar of eternity reached backwards in time and roared at firenza when he as a babby. And this was pooty good fur plant vegeta becuz it didn't get destroyed. But now there was lotz of sayings instead of just for. So the sayunes attacked earth. And since they wuz lots of them goku died. Then TEH satanz beat up all the humans and pickalow and made them slaivs and blew up the earth, but jest the outer part of the earth so tat they could sell the plant. During this time as all tiems the roar of eternity wuz still roaring roarily.
Meanwhile, in dead dude worldz:
Goku wuz a ded dude. He even had a dead dude ring above his head. And kame wuz talking 2 king yam for him, to get him to be abel ot go to king kai's plant. Unfotunely goku had to run on snake way for a relly long time to get to king kai's planet. Jest like in da show.
Meanwhile, in alive d00d woldz:
pronga was still roaring last week, last year, least century, today, tomorrow, and ahunerd dacads from chere and evurwer at uncle. And his roaring wuz strating to roar holies in the spack time cuntinum. The supreme pizza fo time would have luked inta it butt she wuz hungrie. So she ated luinch instead.
Meaniewhile, in dead peepole wurdz
goku was flying on snaik way but then he had to sleep because hiz duodenum was hurting. Hen a snake way stretswepper dood cami and gived his a ridden. Now gook could git bi wivoot all da time decay be cows his duodenum.
"Hay, what does your duonedum do?" Goku asked.
"oh, that's just a vestigial organ, like your appendix or your liver. It's completely useless,"the driver explanged.
"Oh. Cool, what a relife," Then goku intelligently ripped out his duodenum, realizing he couldn't die form blood loss because was he already dead. No longer in duodenum pain, hee flipped off and flu aweigh. Watt he did not notice wuz his dead dude ring disapparated.
Meanwhile, in the future,
a big puprle cat dood and a blue angie dood was eating instead of fixing the timeholes.
Meanwhile, in the present,
all the sayings wer rapping ther nu wummin salves and buttrapping ther nu d00dsalves. And making them fight to deth for ther amosement.
One day, tho, berps and whizz got fool and thay wanted to go to slepp but it was loud so burps bitch smacked the roar of eternity that was roaring a lot, shouting "YOU STOP YUR BITCHING YOU DUM PAST DARGON." yhen the roar stopped. Then whizz and berps said "hey we hayv to go past in back and blue up the sayings now, said bberps, shame on that dead past dragon d00d. Makiegn a destrocting gawd tiem travel with its incessant roaring. Ridiclious! If I wasn't a Destructy Gawd I wood crate him so I culd destroy his again. And I hav a gud mend to blue up frienza 2 for not bluing up the sayings plant like I tuld him. Well let's go!" so which took them in back time to blow yip the sayings. And he sed: "You evul sings, I shall blow u up unless you have delishus fudd!" but the sayings sed "ROAR AND FUK U!" and the earthlings wuz like "please just blue up the sayings and not erf, cuz earth haz tasty fudd we xan give to you!" so Bberps, who liked tasty fudd, only blue up the sayings. And the sayings dyed because Bberps is the stroganoff gawd of destruction in Universe Seven. Then them erfling gav bberps lot of tastty fudd but whizz had to suck down the outer part of the earth first, since the sayings blew it up earler.
Meanwhile, in the presten butt wiv Gok in dead dood worldz.
Goxu got to kingkye's plant and king kai was like "Hey, you ain't dead!" and Goku always all "Yeah I am the sayings killed me. And kinag kai noticed the blood and was like, "wait! You ripeed out your duodenum! How did you find out htat it's the organ what keeps you dead? Now you're immeasurable! And you'll never die either! Oh well, as long as your hear I might as well teach you the kraken and the mighty soul kaboom! I mean spurt boom. No it's spirit bomb, I keep forgettign the name of that technique."
And godku was like "how can you forget the name of your own technique?"
So king cow was like, "it's not often I have company, I don't get to say the names much, alright?"
"K, so do we have to do anything about my dudonum?" goku axed.
"Nah, not as long as you keep your immoratly A secert from everyone. You can't tell everyone because everyone will rip out their duodnem's ad be immortal and that would be bad for no reasson.
I bet you loved this chapter which is cahatper one didn't you? You should tlel me how awesome is was in the revoos. That would be cool to reed.