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WARNING: Not for the faint of heart. Anyone pregnant, with a bad back, or with a sensitive heart should not participate in this ride.

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Hey Guys! This is my third fic, but my best so far if you can understand it. It is a completely frivolous piece, but a lot of today's literature is frivolous, ne? lol. The actual Senshi are not in this, but it is based on Sailor Moon and does involve a new Senshi or two.

Disclaimer: I do NOT own Sailor Moon, on which this is based, but I DO own this story. All these people are based on real people. I own the story and the characters, but not the people behind the characters, kay?

(None of the names have been changed, but that's just because I am lazy. lol)

Here We go!!!

Background: I (Kristen) am a sailor scout. I like Brad. Andrew is the boy I used to have a HUGE crush on for like eight months but he never really liked me back. You should get the rest easily. If not, tell me.

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***NOTE: DeepVoice is no one in particular, just some deep voice coming from nowhere***

HandMinion: So, what will your first act as a Sailor Senshi be?

SailorGirl: My first act as a Senshi will be to.. BLAST BROOKE INTO SMITHERINES!!! ::pulls out her locket:: "AMYTHEST CRYSTAL POWER!" ::several blue and purple ribbons surround her, creating her fuku::

HandMinion: Uh...

SailorGirl: "NOW, BROOKE, YOU WILL BE BLASTED INTO THOUSANDS OF PIECES AND SCATTERED THROUGHOUT THE GALAXY!!!" :: reaches behind her and pulls a glowing white sword from null-space::

HandMinion: *runs and hides, leaving her with the suddenly- materialized girl*

SailorGirl: ::jumps up into the air and floats above them, smiling:: "ICE CRYSTAL SMASH!!" ::a stream of white light nears Brooke and knocks her to the floor::

SailorGirl: ::holds the sword in front of her:: "Now do you still claim Brad's heart, knowing the power that I hold in my hand at this very moment, and that your fate lays in my hands??" ::looks down to see a nodding half-conscious girl:: "Oh really? This should show you not to mess with a sailor senshi's heart!" ::points sword at Brooke::

(PresidentBoy enters)

SailorGirl: *Gasps, dropping her sword* ANDREW!!!

PresidentBoy: Uh. yea?

SailorGirl: WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE???

PresidentBoy: Uh.Kristen?

SailorGirl: ::runs up to him and hugs him:: HI! I haven't seen you in a while!!

PresidentBoy: ::half-heartedly hugs her back, not fully knowing what's happening:: Hi

(BradsGrl gets up to run out)

SailorGirl: ::realizes that her prey is about to escape:: OH NO, BROOKE!!! YOU'RE MINE!!!! ::teleports to right in front of Brooke:: You're not getting off THAT easy! ::smiles evilly and gives Brooke one final blow, rendering her only semi-conscious::

(BradsGrl blacks out)

(HandMinion returns from hiding)

PresidentBoy: Kristen? What's happening, and where am I?

SailorGirl: Oh! Andrew! ::runs to him and starts talking::

HandMinion: *Whew* is it over? ::sees Brooke lying there:: KRISTEN!?!?!?!?!

(Bbieber enters)

Bbieber: hello?

SailorGirl: ::doesn't notice and continues talking with Andrew::

Bbieber: ::looks around and sees his girlfriend lying on the floor:: BROOKE!!! ::runs to her side::

SailorGirl: ::hears screaming:: Wha-? BRAD! ::gasps::

PresidentBoy: Who's Brad?

Bbieber: What happened to my girlfriend???

SailorGirl: Brad, what are you doing here?

PresidentBoy: *completely clueless* Who's Brad?

Bbieber: WHAT HAPPENED TO MY GIRLFRIEND?

SailorGirl: *seethes* your girlfriend? Now who would that be, Brad?

PresidentBoy: WHO THE HELL IS BRAD??

Bbieber: I AM BRAD, AND BROOKE IS MY GIRLFRIEND!!! ::points behind him to her still body::

SailorGirl: Oh! Her? Oh, she ran into the wall and blacked out. We thought it was best not to bother her

HandMinion: *sweatdrop*

Bbieber: She ran into a wall???

PresidentBoy: She ran into a wall? I thought you-

(PresidentBoy was gagged by SailorGirl)

SailorGirl: ::releasing PresidentBoy:: Yea, I guess she was preoccupied.

Bbieber: *confused* um.okay ::runs and cradles Brooke, tightly holding her close to him::

SailorGirl: ::watches Brad and Brooke, trying to hold her temper::

HandMinion: :: looks at Kristen's face turning beet red:: Uh-oh!

PresidentBoy: Uh-oh? Why? ::looks at Kristen's face:: UH-OH!

DeepVoice: TEN

HandMinion: Oh man!

DeepVoice: NINE

PresidentBoy: Ack!

DeepVoice: EIGHT

HandMinion: Guys..

DeepVoice: SEVEN

HandMinion: We should get away!

DeepVoice: SIX

PresidentBoy: Yea, before it's too late!

DeepVoice: FIVE

SailorGirl: ::holds her hands above her head:: I call upon the power of Selenity.

DeepVoice: FOUR

Bbieber: ::realizes what is happening:: Oh crap

DeepVoice: THREE!!!

SailorGirl: BLACK HOLE..

DeepVoice: TWO!!!

HandMinion: RRRUUUNNN!!!!

(All run to safety, Brad carrying Brooke)

DeepVoice: ::suddenly calm:: One.

SailorGirl: .ESCAPE!!!!! ::A huge black cloud starts to grow in front of them::

HandMinion: *Gapes*

(The black hole is now growing larger than the room)

Bbieber: Holy Crap!

PresidentBoy: ::stares in amazement:: Kristen is behind all this??

HandMinion: Believe it or not, she has the power, and when she gets mad... Watch out!

PresidentBoy: ::steps out into Kristen's view:: Kristen!

SailorGirl: Andrew!!

PresidentBoy: Kristen! Stop it!

SailorGirl: NO!

PresidentBoy: Kristen!

SailorGirl: *sighs* BLACK HOLE. CLOSE! ::the hole immediately closes, revealing all the damage she has done::

PresidentBoy: ::whispers to himself:: wow.. ::jumps up to Kristen and is suspended in the air::

SailorGirl: What? How did you do that?

HandMinion: How'd he do that?

PresidentBoy: Nevermind that, Kristen ::smiles::

Bbieber: *gapes* What's happening?

HandMinion: ::looks at Brad:: I don't quite know.

PresidentBoy: Kristen, look at me

SailorGirl: Why?

PresidentBoy: Just Do It ::grabs hold of her arms and watches as she automatically detransforms::

SailorGirl: ::looks at him, confusion in her eyes:: What? Get off of me!!!

PresidentBoy: Kristen, you know you still like me

SailorGirl: No! I don- ::suddenly she is unable to move:: I can't move!

PresidentBoy: ::Grins evilly::

HandMinion: Let her go!!

PresidentBoy: ::looks down at her, not releasing his grip at all:: No

HandMinion: LET HER GO!!

PresidentBoy: You think you are a threat to me? ::waves one of his hands and Jessica is thrown into the wall. Brad rushes to her::

Bbieber: Jessica, are you okay?

PresidentBoy: Of course she is, I'm not going to kill anybody. yet

SailorGirl: *gasps* Andrew! What's wrong with you??

PresidentBoy: Nothing! now look into my eyes!::unwillingly Kristen looks at him::

(SailorGirl falls into some kind of trance)

Bbieber: ::looks up:: Kristen!!

PresidentBoy: Oh, finally decided to join us, did you?

Bbieber: KRISTEN!! WAKE UP!! HE'S CONTROLLING YOU!!!

(SailorGirl Stirs, but still stays in the trance)

Bbieber: KRISTEN!!! PLEASE!!! WAKE UP! ANDREW IS CONTROLLING YOU!!

SailorGirl: what? Brad? ::slowly opens her eyes:: Andrew!!

PresidentBoy: Yes, my sweet?

SailorGirl: :: a little surprised at his response:: Your sweet? Who are you trying to kid? For all I know, you could be trying to take over the world!!'

PresidentBoy: Damn, you know. now I must kill you

SailorGirl: ::tries to run but is held back by a strong arm:: Andrew, you tried to hypnotize me, and you expect me to stay with you?

PresidentBoy: Yup ::hypnotizes her::

SailorGirl: Those.blue.eyes. ::struggles to stay out of a trance::

PresidentBoy: Come On Kristen, give in, you've liked me for a long time. Now I want you, and you're just going to throw it away?

Bbieber: Kristen! Please, don't listen to him!

SailorGirl: ::wiggles from his grasp:: What? Have you been controlling me all along?

Bbieber: ::smiles::

SailorGirl: AMETHYST CRYSTAL POWER! How dare you take advantage of me! In The name of all that is good, I will punish you!

SailorGirl: BLACK HOLE ESCAPE!!!

(PresidentBoy is now offline)

Bbieber: Kristen, you did it!

SailorGirl: I guess I did ::smiles as Brad comes up to her and begins talking to her::

Bbieber: I better check up on Brooke

SailorGirl: And Jessica! ::runs to her friend::

SailorGirl: Jessica?

HandMinion: Yes?

SailorGirl: OH! Are you okay? How long have you been awake?

HandMinion: Long enough to see you whip his butt ::chuckles::

SailorGirl: ::blushes::

(SailorGirl and HandMinion begin to walk out as paramedics arrive for Brooke)

Bbieber: Kristen! Wait up!

SailorGirl: ::turns around:: okay

Bbieber: ::runs to Kristen:: Why didn't you tell me before?

SailorGirl: ::smiles half-heartedly::

HandMinion: ::rolls her eyes::

(Paramedics rush out to their truck to get supplies)

SailorGirl: Oh! I forgot something! ::rushes inside, grinning evilly once she is beyond sight::

SailorGirl: ::looks at Brooke:: Oh, You thought you got off the hook, didn't you? Well, you didn't. ::holds up her locket:: AMETHYST CRYSTAL POWER! ::a bright light fills the room and when it dies down, Brooke is no where in sight::

HandMinion: ::sticks her head in the door:: Hey Kristen, ya coming?

SailorGirl: ::smiles:: Yea

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Bbieber: Hey, didn't I have a girlfriend?

HandMinion: Now that you mention it, I think you did. What happened?

Bbieber: I don't know. that's weird

HandMinion: Wasn't she like six foot five with purple skin?

Bbieber: What??

HandMinion: Kristen, are we going insane or did he really have a girlfriend?

SailorGirl: ::smiles:: He never had a girlfriend, especially one with purple skin!

(HandMinion, Bbieber, and SailorGirl all offline)

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Sooo.. what did you think? Review Please! *gets down on knees* Please!!!

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