Paint
After being shot at until he was staggering out of Integra's office, getting the cold shoulder from Walter for questioning everything he did, and falling ungracefully through one of Seras' walls after walking into her bathroom (once again, through one of the walls) at the exact moment she had stepped out of the shower and was reaching for her towel, Alucard was, in the least to say, still bored. Picking himself off the ground and grumbling to himself about his Police Girl's shyness and temper, Alucard decided to just go back to his room. Once in his room he'd think of a solution to his problem.
Upon phasing into his room, Alucard plopped down on his throne sulkily. Looking around his room, he found nothing of interest to occupy his time with, so he called upon his shadows. Alucard formed a puppy out of one of his familiars. This entertained him for a while. He had the pup do all kinds of unnatural tricks. He had even squished the shadow pup into a ball and then threw it against a wall just to watch it bounce off the walls. Eventually this too started to bore him and so he cast around for something else to 'play' with. Finding nothing, he opened up his mind to see if his fledgling was in a better mood.
Seras?
What do you want, Master?!
Heh. Got you to talk to me. I just- Seras cut Alucard off, blocking the link between them.
Damn. She's getting better at blocking me out.
Alucard was now completely out of his mind (as if he wasn't before) with boredom. And having nothing else to do, he drowned himself in old memories. After going through his less painful memories for about an hour, he came across the memory of when Seras had redecorated her room. She had had a lot of fun going to buy a whole ton of stuff to make her room more…homie, as he recalled, was the term she had used. His favorite part in her whole redecorating had been the painting part.
He smirked remembering….
Flash Back
"Hey, Maaaster."
"Yes, Police Girl?"
"Wanna help me do somethin'?"
"Depends what this 'somethin' is."
"Oh, come on Master! I know how bored you are. You'll have fun doing this. I promise."
End Flash Back
Well, I definitely did have a good time. Although, I'm not so sure if Police Girl did.
Back To Flash Back
Seras had dragged her Master to the store, made him help pick a "pretty pink" and then wait in line for a whole 5 minute instead of allowing him to phase them back home, paint in hand without paying for it. Once home the fun had started after the paint was stirred and poured into pans.
"Okay, Master. You just pick a brush, dip it in the paint and…" Seras demonstrated, putting the paintbrush on the wall and brushing on the paint, "brush it on, to sort of speak."
"Okay, I get what to do Police Girl," Alucard had said quickly as he grabbed a brush, made sure a great glob of paint was on it, and then smacked the brush against the wall. Enjoying the sight of the wet pink paint go flying off in all directions.
End Flash Back
Alucard smirked again as he remembered that day. By the time they were finished all the walls and both Alucard and Seras had been covered in the sticky pink paint. When Walter had walked in to see how the room was coming along, he came across a disturbing sight.
Back To Flash Back
A pink covered paintbrush flying through the air hit Alucard right in the middle of his chest and then slid slowly down his front. Leaving a long pink stripe over the already existing pink strips from the earlier paint fight.
"Ha! Got you back, Master!" A pink striped Seras had yelled as Walter had walked in to the war zone. She had then turned back to the wall she had previously been working on as Alucard just stood there looking at the paintbrush and then grabbing the paint bucket.
Walter's eyes had practically bugged out of his head as he realized what Alucard was about to do. Too shocked by the scene unfolding before him to do anything, Walter had stood horror stricken as he watched Alucard stalk toward an unsuspecting Seras, his mouth agape as if to say something.
"Master…" was all she got out before…SPAQUISH! A whole bucket of pink paint. Dumped. On Seras' head. By a dying Alucard. Dying…With laughter.
Walter had then closed the door, not wanting to know what occurred next.
Seras had just stood there, stock still, for a while. Alucard continued to laugh, unaware of the changes in Seras and her expressions. Then fed up with Alucard and his laughter, Seras had summed up enough courage to punch him. Right in his face.
Alucard had then shut up and stood there, too surprised to say or do anything. Seras, after feeling sorry for what she did immediately after it happened, her feelings changed back to those of anger and embarrassment. She had then proceeded to yell and throw things at him, as crimson tears trailed down her cheeks. Still too shocked to do anything else, Alucard allowed himself to be forced back to his room.
He had come back to Seras' room sometime later. When she had seen him, she'd turned her back to him, ignoring him. Alucard then walked up behind her and, not liking it one bit, had apologized to her. Seras had been taken off guard by this. She never thought she'd ever hear her master apologize to anyone, let alone her.
For a moment she thought that this wasn't her master, but some impersonator. But after he read her thoughts and saw her confused look he had put on his usual smirk, proving otherwise.
Hey, hope you enjoyed and sorry about anything that, I guess, you don't like or that is messed up. I'm trying to do better; this is my first Hellsing FanFic. Besides those poems I did a while back and don't even really like myself lol. Well thanks for reading.
p.s. this isn't a one-shot, even though it started out as one. But I don't think it'll be long.
:)