Disclaimer: I do not own Ron or Harry or Cho or Hermione but I wish I did and NO FLAMING!! I TOLD YOU THIS WAS A STUPID HARRY FIC!

In the Griffindor house in Hogwarts...

"What are you doing Harry? Your not even dressed yet?"

"I know you are but what am I?"

"I was not insulting you. Why are you not dressed yet? Classes start in 5 minutes."

"Oh. Well Ron, Cho isn't here to dress me, so I can't go."

"She dresses you?! I know your on the slow side, but really!"

"I know that's my life."

"Why don't you just use a spell to dress yourself?"

"Yeah, if only magic was real."

"It is Harry. Your at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Your a wizard, Harry."

"I'm a what now?"

"Harry, you stupid fuck!!! Your a wizard! You've been here for 5 years! Don't you remember anything?!?!"

"Nope. Not without Cho. You know that she does everything for me."

"It looks like she is only dating you for your fame."

"That too. Isn't she great?"

"Harry don't you....." he sighs.

"Never mind Harry."

Well I've got to get ready for Cho." He drinks the potion and turns into a girl.

"She's not here Harry. Guess you'll have to be straight, or whatever, for a day."

"Guess so. Come here Ron..."