Father has unleashed his biggest, most diabolical plot; to warp the Kids Next Door into an alternate dimension of his own creation, where he is god, his word is law, and he can make and unmake as he sees fit. he starts small by only sending two KND operatives in: Numbuhs 2 and 86. Hoagie and Fanny must work together to find a way to defeat Father and return home. Not so easy when every denizen of this place seems to have one bone to pick with them or the other. Their only ally comes in the shape of a strange figure, who claims to have their own reasons for wanting to stop Father. What's more is that the two kids also seem to be exhibiting superpowers. Can Hoagie and Fanny defeat Father and return home (assuming they don't kill each other first)? Fanny/Hoagie.
KND belongs to whoever owns it.
Also, I want to say thank you to sailorlovesong from deviantart for helping me out here. One final thing, this story is crafted with a few headcanons I have. Anyway, that's enough author's note, onto the story.
Prologue
"Yes! YES!" Father roared in pride, "I finally did it! I finally found a fail proof plan that will get those snot nosed brats out of my way for good! This can't possibly fail!" Father looked back down at his latest creation: At first glance, it appeared as a round table, big enough to fit four comfortably. The table was made of silver, and appeared to be very light. The top was lined with different kinds of glass and metal. The greens and blacks of the glasses and metals mixed well together with the silver table. If he had a visible mouth, spectators would note (if any existed) that he would be grinning.
"But of course," he said, calming down from his excited burst, "I should take baby steps. This thing cost me a lot of money, gotta take it slow to make sure my money was spent well." Father swiveled his chair around one hundred eighty degrees to a supercomputer behind him. He typed a few keys, and focused on a massive, familiar, tree house.
"I got a feeling here," he said to himself, "that tree house is empty today." He hit a few more keys, Soon, his screen was filled with a lone figure. He was very plump, with brown pants, black and white shoes, a blue button up shirt, and a brown pilots helmet with yellow goggles. There was a number etched into said hat. the boy seemed to be sweeping a floor, and though Father couldn't hear exactly what he was saying, it had to be something. From what he could hear, he wasn't excited about his current position.
"Don't worry Number Two," he said with a smirk (again, if he had a visible mouth) "You will soon be sweeping a different floor: The floor of my new toy." Once again, Father bellowed loudly in evil laughter.
Meanwhile, in the Sector V treehouse, Hoagie Gilligan sweeped the last little bit of dust into the dustpan, before sliding it into a trashcan, then sitting his posterior on the couch.
"Finally," he moaned, exasperated, "finished Numbah Four's chores. He's lucky he actually did beat me in that game, or he'd be doing my chores. At least now I can sit down and-"
"HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAGIE!" cried out a familiar voice. Hoagie groaned.
"Tommy," said Hoagie, "you know you can't come in here anymore. You took your booger out, and you're not Numbah T anymore."
"But, but," whined Tommy, "I wanna see my brother."
"Fine," sighed Hoagie, "What do you want?" Tommy opened his mouth to speak, but before he could get any words out, an angry bellow filled the air: A scottish angry bellow.
(Author's Note: I have not typed as a person with a scottish accent before, so I may come off as borderline (if not completely) stereotypical. If this is the case, please tell me and give me pointers on how to fix it.)
"WHAT IS THIS?!" shouted the clearly female voice. Hoagie moaned as recognition happened instantly. She stormed into the room, her boot stomps echoing loudly as she angrily marched. She wore a silver and black helmet over her red hair. Her freckled face was showing an expression of borderline rage. Hoagie may have seen a girl, but Tommy saw a sabertooth tiger. She wore a green sweater that was just a touch too big for her. An orange skirt and brown boots completed the outfit. Fanny Fullbright, also known as the head of decommissioning, Numbuh Eighty Six, glared at Numbuh Two with a pair of ice pick eyes.
"YOU!" she shouted, pointing a finger at the plump pilot, "Ye and the other numbskulls were supposed ta be buildin' the upgrade system Ah sent ye for ye security system. And here Ah find ye on yer rump. And just where are the other numbskulls?"
"Numbuh One's camping with his dad," began Hoagie, listing the reasons for the missing operatives on his fingers, "Numbah Three's on vacation, Numbuh Four is...I actually don't know where he is. And Numbuh Five's-"
"AH DON'T CARE WHERE THEY ARE!" Fanny bellowed, "Ah want to know why yer here and not buildin' the-" But before she could finish, she was interrupted by an all too familiar laugh. The three heads looked at the large window, and who should they see but Father, or at least, his upper half, reflected against the large window. If Tommy wasn't cowering behind Hoagie before, he was now.
"Well well well," said Father, "am I interrupting something?"
"If you count Fanny screaming her head off as something, then yeah I guess you OOF!" Fanny retracted her fist and then pointed at Father,
"Ah don't know what ye planning, Father," she said, definitively drawing the lines of battle, "but it ain't gonna work. Ya might as well just throw in the towel now!" This was only met by laughter.
"Oh, Fanny. The apple really doesn't fall far from the tree. You're just as dumb as your father." Hoagie looked over at Fanny to see her reaction. She growled, clenching her fists and teeth tighter. But before she could retaliate, Father resumed his speech,
"I have a new toy, that's going to destroy the Kids Next Door, and whoever else gets in my way. And you two, possibly three, are the first ones to fall victim! Have fun!" As mysteriously as it appeared, Father's face vanished, but was replaced by a massive vortex. Tommy was caught completely off guard, and tumbled towards it, just barely grabbing a couch leg that was bolted to the wooden floor.
"Tommy!" yelled Hoagie.
"Forget him!" yelled Fanny, "we need to-"
"Forget my brother?" Hoagie nearly shouted, "heck no!" Hoagie ran, despite the vortex trying to pull his feet off of the floor, and he managed to get next to his brother.
"Don't tattle on me for this one!" He yelled over the howling winds, and he threw his younger brother out the window. Tommy landed at the base of the tree, rolling and tumbling to a stop. He got up, and rubbed his arm, before running home. However, with that act, Hoagie used his last available strength, and was unable to hold. He tumbled like dice towards the portal. No sooner did he touch it than his body disintegrated into millions of tiny particles, which then shot into the portal like dust into a vacuum cleaner.
Fanny was clinging to the command console of the tree house, but this vortex was proving to be too strong. Her fingers were sore, and nearly bleeding from the force she was putting on them to keep out of the vortex. Then, as if Father was running out of patience, the wind increased in speed and power. Fanny was thrown onto her...fanny, and found herself being dragged along the wooden floor, the friction creating heat. She rolled onto her stomach and tried to drag to a stop, but to no prevail. And Fanny, just as Hoagie before her, was disintegrated.
When Fanny became one girl again, she felt the sensation of falling, and was involuntarily screaming while doing so. She seemed to be surrounded by fire, and how her flamable sweater hadn't caught fire yet was a mystery, but falling and screaming took priority at the moment. She looked and saw that she was falling towards a lava like portal. And when she got inches away from it, again, she disintegrated.
Fanny once again became one girl, and landed rump first on a dirt ground. She looked down at herself.
"Am I still here?" she asked herself.
"Well are you?" asked a voice, and this was followed by laughter, and she was reminded of being filled with rage at the owner. She stood up, stormed over to him, and delivered a powerful blow to his face.
"THIS IS ALL YER FAULT!" she screamed. "YE DISOBEYED ME AND NOW LOOK! WHAT'S THE MATTER? DIDN'T YOU HEAR ME? IS YA STUPID HELMET ON TOO TIGHT?" She was about to continue screaming, but then something seemed to snap inside of Hoagie. He grabbed her by the shoulders and pinned her to the nearby rock wall.
"You can insult me all you want," he was shouting in her face, "but don't you ever talk like that about my helmet again!" Fanny was about to yell back at him, when suddenly a booming, but familar voice, scared them out of their argument.
"You kiddies are in my realm now!" Yelled Father's voice, only he seemed to take up the whole sky now, at least his head, arms, and torso did. "I made this cute little realm. My word is law, and I can make and unmake as I see fit. You kids aren't going to make it out of here alive. Meanwhile, I can watch it all from where I am. You're doomed, kiddos. First you, then the rest of the Kids Next Door!" Father burst into his trademark laugh, before fading out of the sky, followed slowly by his laugh.