These People Are Nuts!

by sharon mills

Ever wonder what the thoughts are of the people who are arrested by the NCIS gang? Here is the thoughts of one man.

NCIS

These People Are Nuts

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SUMMARY: Every wonder what the people that the gang arrest are thinking? I do. Just a short story about the thoughts of one of the bad guys.

WARNING: Nothing much, just a couple bad words.

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These people are nuts! That is the only explanation I have, and I have given it a lot of thought. Not that I have anything else to do but think, I have been in this little room for hours. I can't believe they caught me, it was a simple plan. It should have worked, but it didn't.

I just wanted to rob a gas station, that's it. Just go in there, show my gun, grab some cash, and be on my way. But some jarhead tried to play hero, stupid jarhead. This woman started crying, and it really annoyed me. Stupid woman. I was just going to shoot her, just to get her to shut up.

But that damn jarhead had to play hero and jump in front of the bullet, so he was killed instead of the annoying woman. But at least it shut the woman up, she was quiet for the rest of the robbery.

I thought I was in the clear. I wore gloves and a mask, and I even disguised my voice. I figured there was no way for anyone to find out I did it, I figured wrong. Since it was a Marine that I killed, they called in NCIS. No one has even heard of them, but they are the reason that I'm sitting here.

First some annoying guy with great taste in clothing found a toothpick that I was chewing on, a damn toothpick. Then some freaky chick wearing a dog collar matched the DNA on it to me, I was arrested before for rape so my DNA was in the database.

Then some computer geek hacked into my banking records and found the money that I thought I had hidden so no one could find it.

The annoying man and some cute foreign chick came to arrest me, so of course I ran. That crazy ninja chick caught me and beat the shit out of me. Can you believe that? A woman beat me up.

I was then put in this tiny room and was kept waiting for ever. Then a man with a glare that could melt snow in the Antarctica came in and had me confessing in a matter of minutes, without him saying more then a few words. I am a tough as nails biker, I ain't intimidated by anyone. Except that bastard with the piercing blue eyes. I swear he could make anyone confess.

So here I sat, waiting for Metro to come pick me up. All of this has taught me one thing. The next time I rob a gas station, I ain't killing no Marine.

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