Author: Hello everyone! I'm BakaMoyashi-chan! This is my first attempt on a pairing fanfiction.
Kanda: Che I think that's obvious.
Allen: Kanda that's rude.
Kanda: Do I look like I care moyashi?
Allen: IT'S ALLEN BAKANDA! AL-EN!
Kanda: Whatever MOY-A-SHI
Allen: WH-
Author: STOP IT BOTH OF YOU!
Allen: Alright... Sorry.
Kanda: You have no control of me what so ever.
Author: Oh yeah? You know this fanfiction might wind up being rated M, -leans in and whispers something in Kanda's ear-
Kanda: You wouldn't
Author: Try me. Now do the disclaimer.
Kanda: N- -author gives him a pointed look- BakaMoyashi-chan does not own D. Gray-Man or Kuroshitsuji which is in there at some points for convenience. The plot is hers but the credit for the two series goes to their respective writers.
Author: Thank you.
Allen: Enjoy the story!
Kanda: Yeah.
Author: Warning this does contain Yullen, don't like don't read. May contain smut in later chapters. Depends on the demand, but for now enjoy and thank you for reading!
Lead me to oblivion, follow me to hell.
It was a normal day in the Black Order. Komui made a life endangering robot and Lenalee destroyed it. Allen ordered his ridiculous amount of food and got in a fight with Kanda. Lavi caused the fight between Allen and Kanda. All was life as usual. That is until a squealing Lenalee broke the calm silence of the Black Orders halls.
"YES!" Lenalee squealed obnoxiously loud, hand crumpling up a colorful piece of paper.
"What is it?! Akuma?" Lavi came in shouting, looking around frantically and grabbing for his hammer. Allen, Kanda, Komui, all rushed in as well, looking for the trouble that might have caused a noise like that.
"No no no!" Lenalee said quickly, frightened by the sudden appearance of her heavily armed friends and maniacal older brother.
"Then what the hell was with that noise." Kanda growled, sheathing mugen. Allen gave one last sweep of the room before deactivating crown clown and relaxing a bit.
"There's a dance coming up in London, a huge formal event held in honor of some noble person's birthday. Apparently we saved his dad or something a while back and now out of courtesy he's inviting us exorcists to a birthday ball hosted by her majesty." Lenalee said with excitement.
"Wow, hosted by her majesty? This guy must be really important." Allen said.
"Yeah. His name is Ciel... Phantomhive." Lenalee said, checking the paper.
"I believe he's the owner of the Funtom company." Komui added helpfully.
"Yes, but this party will be lots of fun. We have to go." Lenalee said, turning towards the three other exorcists in the room.
"Hell yeah!" Lavi yelled, pumping his fists into the air.
"Umm I don't know how to dance so I guess I can't go." Allen laughed.
"I'm in the same boat as baka moyashi." Kanda said.
"IT'S ALLEN BAKANDA! AL-EN"
"Che, whatever MOY-A-SHI"
"DA-"
"QUIET YOU TWO MY LENALEE IS TRYING TO SPEAK!" Komui yelled, silencing the two exorcists, who were left to glare at each other.
"Thanks Komui! Anyway as I was trying to say. I know someone who can teach us all to dance, and it would look bad for us to decline for someone as important as this so we are all going." Lenalee said.
Allen and Kanda looked as if they were about to argue but quickly fell silent at the thought of what Komui would do to them.
"Great! So its in 3 weeks. That's enough time to learn the dance moves and get the proper attire." Lenalee said excitedly, leaving the room with her brother.
"God dammit I don't have time for bullshit like this." Kanda growled, grinding his teeth in frustration.
"Neither do I. There are so many more important things I could be doing." Allen muttered in that polite voice of his.
"Aw come on guys it'll be fun." Lavi said, walking towards the door. "And you might get to dance with Allen." He whispered while he passed he Kanda on his way out.
Kanda blushed a brilliant red, turning to yell at the redhead, but he was already gone.
"What did he say Kanda?" Allen asked, to far away to have heard Lavi's words.
"Nothing!" Kanda said hastily, turning and running from the room.
"Well... That was... Odd." Allen said. Suddenly a loud growling broke through the silence of the nearly empty room. "Oh! Dinner time!" Allen said happily, skipping out of the room towards the cafeteria. As soon as the room was clear two people sneaked back into it, looking around carefully to make sure the coast was clear.
"This is absolutely perfect." Lenalee said in a hushed tone to the person next to her.
"Yes, we can finally get Yuu-chan and Moyashi together without getting ourselves killed in the process." Lavi whispered back excitedly. "Only thing left to do is manipulate it so they have to be dance partners."
"Oh, trust me, I can have that arranged without it looking as if we are involved at all." Lenalee said evilly.
"How?" Lavi asked.
"I'll just make sure my friend that's teaching us pair everyone together. No one will dare speak against her, so they'll be forced to be dance partners!" Lenalee said.
"Perfect. Plan get the dense idiots together is in action." Lavi whooped softly.
"LENALEE WHERE ARE YOU?" Komui cried from somewhere in the distance.
"I better run so you don't get killed." Lenalee said, slipping out the door.
"They will be together by the end of these 3 weeks." Lavi said fervently, laughing quietly before leaving the room swiftly.
Author: Wow, that was easier than I thought to write... that cannot be a good sign... Oh well.
Allen: I think you did fine!
Author: Well thank you Allen.
Kanda: You've gotten good at lying Moyashi
Allen: -sigh- It's Allen Bakanda.
Kanda: Nope
Author: You two are a headache... Well not so much you Allen. ((Let it be known the Author does not hate Kanda she is actually in love with him.))
Kanda: Che, and whats that supposed to mean?
Author: Your a pain in the ass.
Kanda: Damn it I don't have to put up with this! You won't have a story with me! -turns and leaves-
Author: Uke
Kanda: SHIT NO I WILL NOT BE UKE TO MOYASHI! -runs back into room and grumbles in corner.-
Allen: -sweet innocent look- Whats an uke?
Author: Nothing sweety, don't worry about it. I hoped you guys liked it!