Summary: Naraku's daughter tells him about the Sakura Book and the Sakura Cards. Who is on the case to protect Sakura? Our favorite sprit detectives!
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DT: Hello, readers. This is my---
HEF, KDF, ARC: Ahem!
DT: correction. This is our first fic. This is weird. There should there be chaos all around. I should have a headache. WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE! I'M GONNA GO CRAZY IF IT STAYS LIKE THIS! (continues ranting and raving)
ARC: We should act more civilized around my sister. I mean look at her.
HEF: Yeah, she doesn't know we do have manners
KDF: She does have a point…
DT: (Starts torturing Hiei, Kurama, and Syaoran, who can't do anything because they are chained to the wall)
ARC: HEY! DT! SYOARAN'S MY SLAVE! DON'T TOUCH HIM! (starts fighting DT)
Syaoran: I am?
ARC: YES!
HEF: LET HIEI GO! ONLY I GET TO TOUCH HIM IN THIS FIC! GO TORTURE SESSOMARU OR SOMBODY
KDF: YEAH! SAME GOES FOR MY KURAMA!(three start fighting each other thinking it was DT)
DT: (sets boys free and watches as the others fight) Ahhh, order has been restored.
Kurama: order? You call the chaos in here order? (looks at DT, who has started reading) Your reading? You can concentrate on reading with all this noise.
DT: I'm getting a headache, so yes. This is my everyday life. You get used to it.
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Disclaimer: Do I look like I created anything? No, you say? Well that's cause your right! I don't own shit. I won't own me until I'm 18, so how the hell can I own an anime? I don't even own this idea even though I came up with it. FUCK! I just realized that I can't own my own damn idea until I own myself. So no I don't own shit. My mother owns every fucking thing.(am I mad or what?)
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A mysterious figure in a bright yellow cloak walked up to a black castle in the middle of the forest. The thick black mist never bothered the figure. Soon she entered the castle. After traveling through the maze of rooms she made it to her destination. "Master Naraku." She said kneeling before the figure as she was taught to do over a thousand years ago. Naraku laughed as he recognized the figure despite its face being covered by the cloak. "Alexcia, there is no need to hide yourself behind that cloak…" Naraku paused. "Daughter." Alexcia didn't let her surprise that her father recognized her show. It would only cause her pain. She had run away from here when she was young. "Father, I have news form the future. In the future in a city named Tomoada, there is a girl with great power. But even stronger is her magic book named the Sakura Book. With her and the book by your side the Shikon No Tama would be childs play." Alexcia said her head bowed down. " I see. And why haven't you brought me the book yourself?" Naraku asked. Inwardly Alexcia frowned. This was the part where she got hurt. He already knew the answer to the question, he just wanted to here it from her. Naraku noticed her hesitation to answer the question. "Well?" He persisted. "Iwasn'tstrongenoughtogetitmyselfpleaseforgivemei'llneverbeweakagaini'llgetthecardspleasedon'tbeangryi'msorrymasteriwillnotfailagainpleasegivemeonemorechance."Alexcia begged, knowing that her father hated for anyone to fail on any mission. (Translation: I wasn't strong enough to get it myself please forgive me I'll never be weak again I'll ge the cards please don't be angry i'm sorry master I will not fail again please give me one more chance.) FAILLINGPAIN She had learned that a long time ago. She had run away from it, and came back for only one reason. She needed help. So after all this time, after she escaped to another century, she came back, 'cause Naraku's baby girl needed help. Naraku smiled menacingly. He tilted her head toward his and laughed. "So, you left to find me information from the future. Very well, you are dismissed, for now." "Yes Master Naraku." She said and left. Outside the room she frowned. He knew why she left, she knew he knew. So why did he give her a perfect excuse? She began to walk out of the castle and wandered in to black mist. She didn't dare stray out of it. She saw Kagura. "Coming back from a failed mission again, I see. Just like old times." Alexcia commented making Kagura angry. "Coming back home like a scared little rabbit. Tell me rabbit, are you scared of Daddy?" Kagura replied and walked away. Alexcia frowned. Kagura had grown darker since they're childhood days. In the castle, in her 'room' by the window, Kagura watched her 'older sister' jealously. 'She has so much freedom. Naraku doesn't have her heart in his hands. She was made from him, not of him. I want her freedom. She shows it off by running away and then throws it in my face by coming back and Naraku doesn't even do anything to her.' Her frown darkened. She knew she owed Alexcia a lot. They had done many things together in their childhood. They had been friends, and kept one another out of trouble. Whenever Kagura couldn't do a mission, Alexcia would help her out. When she didn't because she was on somewhere else at the time, she talked Naraku into giving her a very light punishment. In return Kagura had to clean Alexcia's room every Saturday at 9:00, while Naraku was out. The room wasn't that hard to clean, considering Alexcia often cleaned up after herself. All Kagura had to do was sweep and dust. She barely had to do that because Alexcia did it everyday. Kagura knew she had changed, and it was almost tangible how much it bothered Kagura's one and only friend. Naraku summoned Alexcia. "I want you to bring me Kagome. She is the wench that travels with Inuyasha. She's the one from the future. Dismissed." Naraku said.
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DT: There first chapter is done. I have a headache. WILL YOU PLEASE SHUT UP! ACT LIKE CIVILIZED BEINGS SOMETIME!
HEF: (unties Hiei, wanting him to make a really good but not impossible chase for her) You should run. (opens door) FANGIRLS HIEI IS HERE! FIND HIM AND BRING HIM TO THIS CHAIR UNSMOTHER BY HUGS KISSES GIFTS OR ANYTHING ELSE! READY CHARGE!
KDF:(does the same basic thing)
Hiei: (hiding in some unseen corner, Praying) don't let them find me, please don't let them find me.(continues)
Kurama:(hiding in same unseen corner) I'm too young to be smothered to death by crazy fangirls. I'm too young to be worshipped by fangirls who will steal my dignity. I still have a life to live. Don't let them find me. (notices Hiei) Hiei, why are you here?
Hiei: I'm running a-(fangirl runs by stopping Hiei) away from them.
Kurama: So am I! were gonna have to leave this corner if we don't want them to find us.
HEF/KDF: WE FOUND THEM (grabs boys)
ARC: SYOARAN! WHERE'S MY TEA! I WANT IT NOW! DON'T FORGET THE LEMON! (Syaoran gives her tea. Since she kept yelling for over an hour) I WANT CANDY! AND COOKIES!
DT: I'll go get my captives.
Readers/audience/whatever the hell you want to call yourselves: ( shakes heads, sweatdrops, and sighs) they are impossible. No wonder DT lost her sanity if this is what she had to deal with.