November 5

Lindow's been back for a whole week now, and has been drinking beer like it's his lifeline. Yesterday, he got so drunk he fell asleep in the middle of the lobby after harassing Annette about her dress and telling her, and I quote, 'Yo' skirz ish sho short! I canz awmush she' yowr shuskiz! Woo!'. Unquote.

I video taped the whole thing and uploaded it into the Norn Database.

November 6

Got caught, and now Lindow's pissed at me, and Sakuya's pissed at both of us. Annette tried to beat me into a pulp with her hammer, and I nearly did die then. Federico wouldn't stop looking at her funny though, and thankfully, her ire was redirected to him. Last I saw of the guy was when she dragged him into the recreational facilities with a bundle of rope, and a set of kitchen knives I'm pretty sure she'd stolen from MY kitchen.

After calming down, Lindow asked me where Annette was so he could apologize, and I told him where I last saw her. Haven't seen him since.

...Eh...I'm sure he's fine.

November 9

Sakuya's getting worried. We've received complaints of chainsaws and screaming from the rookie barracks.

On the bright side, my beer is now safe. Ha!

November 11

I found Lindow and Federico in my room.

Both of them look near death. I think I better go get Kanon.

...

My door's locked...

November 12

Annette's in my room. She hit me over the head with her god arc and knocked me out for the next twelve hours.

I was later able to escape my bonds, and restrain her by using an ingenious mixture of glue, paper mache, shampoo and a monstrous amount of duct tape. She's glaring at me now.

Eh...I'm sure it'll hold.

...

It didn't hold so I hid in my closet.

November 13

I was saved a few hours later when Kanon came to visit and got Annette to stop trying to kill me. For some reason, the rookies and kids always listen to her.

Both of them tried to find me after that, but I was honestly still too scared to come out.

I was later coaxed to come out of hiding by Kanon's cookies.

...I like cookies...so I wiggled out of the duct tape I used to strap myself to the ceiling and crashed down on Annette upon dislodging myself.

I'm such a good mentor.

November 17

Cookies are awesome. Annette baked me some as an apology for trying to kill me the other day. Man Code strictly demands I accept her apology and treat her as a bro/sis now.

...I think one of the cookies just moved. I was honestly freaked out so I locked it into my mini fridge after that. I'm sure the cold will kill it...eventually.

November 18

Apparently, Annette somehow got Dr. Sakaki to infuse the basket of cookies with oracle cells. I later came to that conclusion when I woke up today and opened my fridge to grab a drink, and I came upon the sight of a dozen or so chocolate-chips eating my leftover pizza.

I was horrified.

I was saving that pizza for later!

One of them tried to jump me, and the rest followed suit.

I spent the afternoon in the medical bay with reported bite marks on my arms and face.

Annette came by, and she looked positively smug.

Rage mode activate.