I do not own Kim Possible, nor do I own Disney, Howard Johnson's, General Motors but I do have a few shares of Anheiser Busch.

I decided to take a break from writing Aliyah and write something silly and fun for a change. I only have a rough crude idea of where this is going so it should be a fun read.

The islands of the South Pacific can very from slabs of volcanic rock to islands of lush green vegetation, white sandy beaches, fresh water lagoons and if your out of the known shipping lanes you can live out your entire life in seclusion and peace.

Senor Senior, Sr. purchased just such an island before he turned to a life of evil. He kept the island a secret from all including his son Senor Senior, Jr. it was his private getaway from the mundane misfortunes of trying to take over the world.

Then one day he had an idea, "Why not charge outrageous amounts of money for people to come and visit his island and then through fate or random chance have all of their dreams come true….I will become the richest man in the world and it will all be legal…Kim Possible and Global Justice can do nothing to stop me."

The next six months went by and there were many construction projects going on to build his elaborate resort and today it was ready to open to the public. He was becoming very excited; he dressed in his very best white leisure suit and had his son dress exactly the same as he to help promote the father/son connection with all of the newly arriving guests.

"Ahhhhhh Junior today is a great day, today our first guests arrive and we will soon be billing their credit cards and debiting their bank accounts…Ahhhhhh I never dreamed being so evil could be so profitable." The elder Senor said as he rubbed his hands together in anticipation.

Senor Senior, Jr. was preoccupied he was looking at himself in a mirror and trying to decide on a hair style that would make him look dashing, "Father, do you think if I comb my hair forward and part it to the left that I will look more masculine?"

Senor Senior, Sr. shook his head and his by his crestfallen expression Junior had guessed that he had missed something very important, like the plan, "Maybe I will have my hair styled another day."

"Junior, do you have any idea what our evil scheme is?" The elder Senior asked hoping that his son could some how get it right.

Junior put a finger to his mouth, "Ummmmm…We have these people visit the island, we charge them a lot of money and then after a week we send them home and we keep their money."

Senor Senior, Sr. shrugged, "Close enough my son, close enough."

Junior began to jump up and down, "The plane father, the plane."

Senor Senior, Sr. flashed a toothy grin and addressed the staff of his fabulous resort, "Places everyone, our guests are arriving."

The Grumman twin engine sea goose flying boat did a flyover of the palatial resort and then turned and flew around the backside of the island before landing in the lagoon at the northern end of the island and taxied its way towards the dock.

The plane turned just before reaching the dock and crew members attached mooring lines and reeled in the large plane and tied it to the dock to anchor it so the passengers could exit the aircraft safely.

Senor Senior, Sr. took a tropical drink off of a silver try and nodded for his son to do the same, "Let us go and meet our guests."

They walked down the bamboo staircase case to the dock and watched the door to the airplane open and saw their very first guest arrive. Senor Senior, Sr. looked at his son and began to tell him background information that would serve no real purpose other than to keep the younger Senor from becoming bored.

"Ahhhhhh…Here we have 16 year old Ronald Stoppable whose dream is perform a heroic rescue of his long time best friend Kim Possible and then to tell her of his deepening feelings for her…He has also signed a promissory note that will keep him in debt to us until his is 40." He said happily as he gestured towards Ron with his tropical drink.

Junior nodded and waived at Ron, "RON…HELLO, IT IS ME JUNIOR."

Senor Senior, Sr. growled and slapped Junior's hand down, "That is enough of that, you can say hello to your little friends later." Senor Senior, Sr. regained his composure, "Nest we have 16 year old Kim Possible who has a crush on a boy named Josh Mankey and has no real clue about Ron's true feelings for her."

Junior looked sadly at Ron, "Then what can he do to get her to notice him?"

"Later Junior, do not interrupt." Senor scolded his son, "Kim Possible's dream is to find us doing illegal things and blow our island paradise to bits."

Junior shook his head, "I do not like her dream very much."

Ron saw Junior waiving and turned and waived meekly back at Junior before Kim glared at him, "Ron get the luggage and stop being friendly to the enemy."

"Right KP" Ron turned and went back into the airplane.

Before he could go back into the airplane he bumped into Bonnie Rockwaller, "Watch it loser."

Senor Senior Sr. winced, "Our next guest is Bonnie Rockwaller also 16 whose dream is to finally get the best of Kim Possible and then to rub her nose in it."

Senor Senior Jr. placed a finger to his mouth, "I am thinking that Bonnie's dream is going to be difficult to fulfill."

His father nodded, "Some dreams will be truly difficult to fulfill, that is why we get money up front my son."

Ron tried once again to enter the airplane only to bump into Monique, "Hang on Ron let me get out first."

Senor Senior Sr. smiled and lastly we have Monique Starks also 16 whose dream is to find love and romance in a tropical location."

Junior looked at Kim longingly, "I am thinking that maybe I should find love and romance with Kim Possible since she should be attracted to me since I am a yellow trout…I sometimes dream about her."

Senor Senior spun towards his son and with a maniacal grin asked, "Are they evil dreams?"

Senor Junior suddenly wished that he had said nothing, he put a finger to his mouth trying to decide what the answer should be and then he settled on one, "Ummm…Yes."

"Ahhhhhhh…My evil son is starting to become an evil man…This is truly a cause for celebration." Senor Senior beamed at his son.

Ron reappeared from the airplane holding as much luggage as he could carry, "Here ya go KP, 4 suitcases, I'll make a second trip for the rest of your luggage."

Kim shook her head, "Later Ron, it looks like Senor Senior, Sr. is going to make a speech."

Ron picked up two tropical drinks off a tray that one of the servants presented to him and handed one of the drinks to Kim.

Senor Senior Sr. took two steps forward and addressed his guests who were all holding tropical drinks, "Welcome my friends, welcome to Senior Island."

Everyone raised their glasses as part of the toast except for Kim who sniffed the drink, "Don't drink it Ron, I smell alcohol in these drinks…I better have Wade do an analysis, what do you think Ron?"

She turned to see Ron chugging down his drink, "Booyahhhhhhhhh…Serving alcohol to minors…Call GJ in a week or so…That way we can make sure that's what the evil plan is."

Kim snatched the large glass from him, only to have Ron snatch hers away and began to drink hers, "RON"

"Ohhhh yea, that's Rum…but I'll needs me a second opinion…What do you think Rufus?" Ron asked as Kim noticed his eyes becoming glassy eyed and he was starting to sway from side to side.

Rufus popped out of Ron's side pocket on his cargo pants and ran up his leg up to his shoulder and down his arm and took a small drink and stuck out his tongue, "Oh yea Rum…Yuck."

Kim lifted an eyebrow, "Finally someone with some sense."

Then Rufus spotted a large tray of cubed cheese and took off to lay claim to it, "CHEESE"

"Figures" Kim said shaking her head, obviously not pleased with how this mission was starting.

Ron spun and looked at the empty glass that Kim took away from him, "Heyyyyyy looksss likesss someone needsss a refill."

Before Ron could go for another round his eyes rolled up in his head and he slumped to the floor. Kim shook her head, "This is going to be a long week."