Dark:Hey..it's me...I know I promised the Kurama story and need to update my "Laughter" story, but this story popped in my head after reading a Harry Potter fanfiction. must...write...story!

Hiei:(rolls eyes)

Dark:BTW, I'm following the book's story line, but in a condensed version(seriosly, this chapter is really short)... Enjoy!

I own noting. Except some chocolate

Chapter One: The Three-Eyed Fire Demon That Lived

The sky lit up with lightning and sounded with thunder. A toddler walked down Privet Drive Lane 264, and with a wave of his hand, all of the streetlights illuminating the lane went out. Somewhere, miles away, a repair man woke up screaming. Then he went back to sleep... Anyway, the toddler walked down the lane until he came to house number 13. He patiently waited until a young girl appeared on an oar before him(not botan...).

"Lord Koenma? Sir, the Potters are dead... all except Hiei. Attacked by you-know-who." The girl, Hinageshi, whispered. Her orange hair was a bit mussy, considering the speed she flew on her oar, but here preistess' clothes were unscathed.

Koenma heaved a sigh."I know."

"It's amazing. No one could even lay a scratch on you-know-who. Then he tries to curse little Hiei, and he is defeated. Andall Hiei comes out with is a third eye that gives him demonic powers that could allow him to take over the world if he harnesses them. Not a bad trade for Hiei...Wait,why are we here? In fact, where are we?"

"We're at Hiei's mother's sister's cousin's wife's brother's boss's house. He's the closest relative Hiei had."

"Um Koenma? They aren't even related."

"Ya...that's the last time George plans a mission..."

At that moment, Hinageshi sweatdropped. "So who's bringing him?

"Botan." Another prince-of-the-spirit-world-who's-sick-and-tired-of-his-job sigh.

At that moment, Botan landed on her oar."Koenma! I got Hiei-Chan!" She motioned twords the bundle in her arms, which let out a growl at 'Hiei-chan'. Hinageshi backed away a few steps. "So who does this adorable little bundle of joy go to?" Another growl.

"The Dursleys. They're Hiei's mother's sister's wife's-"

"These people." Hinageshi said, cutting off Koenma.

"Sleep well, little Hiei Potter, the three-eyed-fire-demon-who-lived." Botan said, setting the bundle in front of the Dursley's house, a letter tucked securely in the blankets.

And Hiei slept soundly, unknowing of the screech that Petunia Dursley would give when she saw the baby on her doorstep...

Not knowing that all over the world, people held parties for the defeat of you-know-who, got drunk, not lucky, passed out, and would wake the next morning with a hangover and mooch around the house...

Unaware that miles away, a repair man's wife was beating him up for waking her up with his screaming...

So how was it?In the next chapter, you will meet Hagrid, er...Botan. Ya, I'm skipping ahead a lot. You don't have to review, but please! I'll take any flames!