Yeah yeah, zelda bloopers, it's been done I know, but if I can do it right, It'll be funny.
Disclaimer: Blah Blah, Yakety Yak. Etc. Etc. *yawn
Act one, scene one . "Deku tree talks to fairy" Take one.
Director= And... Action.
Deku tree= Navi, Navi. where for art thou Navi. Deny thy father and refuse thy name...
Director= CUT! GODDAMMIT! YOU STUPID TREE! WHY ARE YOU SO DAMN STUPID! I HATE YOU! YOU HEAR ME?
YOU GO TO HELL AND BURN!"
Deku tree, (in a stereotype stupid surfer dude voice)
Like, You totally have some GNARLY issues! You need to like, cut down on the free coffee dude.
Director= THATS IT! I'M CUTTING YOUR SEX SCENE
Deku tree= NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
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Take two
Director=Action.
Deku tree= A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away...
Director= *throws his beret to the ground*
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take sixty five
Director= Action.
Deku tree= Where art thou Navi? Come Hither.
*a little tinkling noise and a dull light is seen deep inside his nose*
Navi number one= Help meeeeeeee!!!
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Take 287.
*Goes off perfectly the first few lines*
Navi #2= Yes deku tree. I'll go to the boy without a fai...
*a light fall from offscreen, crushing the little blue fairy.*
Director= CUT!
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*yawn. Take 367
Director= Action.
Navi# 49= HEY! HEY! LISTEN! WATCH OUT! I GOT USELESS INFORMATION HERE! LOOK! LOOK! LOOK!
Director= PERFECT! PRINT THAT! YOU'RE GOING TO BE A STAR! YOU HEAR ME? A STAR!
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Act one, scene two. "Navi flys" take one.
camera moves, and runs smack into some dumbass kokiri.
Director= ARRGH!
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Act two, scene two. Take two.
The camera flys into the fence and cracks.
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Act one scene three. "Enter Link" take one
Navi= Hey! Wake up! Wake up dumbass!
Link swats with his hand, sending navi into the wall.
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Act one scene four. Enter Saria. Take one
Link steps out of his house and saria runs up.
Saria= Hey Link!
Link waves back and starts to climb down. The ladder makes a funny noise.
Link= Holy CRAP! You guys didn't nail this to the tree?
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Act two scene four, take two
Link takes a flying leap from his porch, landing on one leg.
Link= MY LEG! DAMN YOU AND YOUR INFLUENCE JACKIE CHAN!
MORE WHEN I FEEL LIKE IT!
Disclaimer: Blah Blah, Yakety Yak. Etc. Etc. *yawn
Act one, scene one . "Deku tree talks to fairy" Take one.
Director= And... Action.
Deku tree= Navi, Navi. where for art thou Navi. Deny thy father and refuse thy name...
Director= CUT! GODDAMMIT! YOU STUPID TREE! WHY ARE YOU SO DAMN STUPID! I HATE YOU! YOU HEAR ME?
YOU GO TO HELL AND BURN!"
Deku tree, (in a stereotype stupid surfer dude voice)
Like, You totally have some GNARLY issues! You need to like, cut down on the free coffee dude.
Director= THATS IT! I'M CUTTING YOUR SEX SCENE
Deku tree= NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
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Take two
Director=Action.
Deku tree= A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away...
Director= *throws his beret to the ground*
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take sixty five
Director= Action.
Deku tree= Where art thou Navi? Come Hither.
*a little tinkling noise and a dull light is seen deep inside his nose*
Navi number one= Help meeeeeeee!!!
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Take 287.
*Goes off perfectly the first few lines*
Navi #2= Yes deku tree. I'll go to the boy without a fai...
*a light fall from offscreen, crushing the little blue fairy.*
Director= CUT!
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*yawn. Take 367
Director= Action.
Navi# 49= HEY! HEY! LISTEN! WATCH OUT! I GOT USELESS INFORMATION HERE! LOOK! LOOK! LOOK!
Director= PERFECT! PRINT THAT! YOU'RE GOING TO BE A STAR! YOU HEAR ME? A STAR!
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Act one, scene two. "Navi flys" take one.
camera moves, and runs smack into some dumbass kokiri.
Director= ARRGH!
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Act two, scene two. Take two.
The camera flys into the fence and cracks.
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Act one scene three. "Enter Link" take one
Navi= Hey! Wake up! Wake up dumbass!
Link swats with his hand, sending navi into the wall.
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Act one scene four. Enter Saria. Take one
Link steps out of his house and saria runs up.
Saria= Hey Link!
Link waves back and starts to climb down. The ladder makes a funny noise.
Link= Holy CRAP! You guys didn't nail this to the tree?
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Act two scene four, take two
Link takes a flying leap from his porch, landing on one leg.
Link= MY LEG! DAMN YOU AND YOUR INFLUENCE JACKIE CHAN!
MORE WHEN I FEEL LIKE IT!